A Straight Up G

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I can't believe it

That hunk of a man, Dartamis, is an E-sports athlete? Unbelievable. He could be a freakin model. Or a pro footballer with a ripped physique like that. That is by far the hottest sportsman to ever grace the esports industry. I'd let him spray me any day.

How dare you call me a "virgin?" If you actually thought about it at all (you didn't), you'd figure out that virgin comes from Latin "virgo," which means "girl." Am I a girl? I don't think so. And how can I be a virgin? I've had esex, which is cyber sexual intercourse with another girl over the internet. By definition, that must make me a non-virgin. In fact, it may be even more impressive that I could have sex with a girl online, because there's nothing but personality to woo other human beings. So I'm just as socially capable as you, if not more.

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really againt misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like you profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx