Alrighty buckaroo, let me tell you something, you slimy little man; this GAME, no no this MAGNUM OPUS, this PINNACLE OF HUMAN ENGINEERING, a game to surpass every other game, the CITIZEN KANE OF GAMING, the gaming equivalent to THE FEELING OF A SWEET BACK SEAT HANDJOB ON THE WAY TO THE SCREENING OF THE LIGHTHOUSE, STARRING ROBERT PATTINSON AND WILLEM DAFOE, to put it bluntly, THE SWEET ORGASM OF GAMING, will put you into tears and make you relapse to the time when your father said to your mother, "All right, sugar tits, I'm outta here! Vamoose!" But like, its fine this time, it is an enriching experience, and your personality in the near future will be richer with the experience. The other day, I was playing this game, and my dog (Spittle, don't ask haha) was watching me from behind; as I played my heart out, nearly orgasming three times, he watched and watched. Eventually, he stood up on his back legs, cleared his throat, and said in a creamy and rich voice that I had never experienced sonically before: "Got Damn son! This game looks amazing!" I was taken aback, for not only had my dog just spoke, but he is also spoke the truest words ever spoken in human existence. I embraced him, for no longer was he just my dog, but he was an intellectual, a true appreciator of the arts, but most importantly, he was now my closest and greatest friend. Anywho, away from that tangent: This game is so incredibly beautiful, the imagery and graphics so picturesque and serene that I forget that I am simply playing a video game and not viewing gorgeous images of our magnificent earth. Never have I ran into an issue with gameplay, mechanics, nothing: this game is a gift from the Gods, crafted for the sole purpose of displaying perfection and bliss within a video game, carried down upon a rather soft pillow, so that us mere peons and plebeians may be blessed with the meticulous and precise work of the beings on high. If you have not already, purchase this piece of beauty; you will transcend to the realm of Gods and titans, and live out eternity in the paradise of Eden.

Alrighty buckaroo, let me tell you something, you slimy little man; this GAME, no no this MAGNUM OPUS, this PINNACLE OF HUMAN ENGINEERING, a game to surpass every other game, the CITIZEN KANE OF GAMING, the gaming equivalent to THE FEELING OF A SWEET BACK SEAT HANDJOB ON THE WAY TO THE SCREENING OF THE LIGHTHOUSE, STARRING ROBERT PATTINSON AND WILLEM DAFOE, to put it bluntly, THE SWEET ORGASM OF GAMING, will put you into tears and make you relapse to the time when your father said to your mother, "All right, sugar tits, I'm outta here! Vamoose!" But like, its fine this time, it is an enriching experience, and your personality in the near future will be richer with the experience. The other day, I was playing this game, and my dog (Spittle, don't ask haha) was watching me from behind; as I played my heart out, nearly orgasming three times, he watched and watched. Eventually, he stood up on his back legs, cleared his throat, and said in a creamy and rich voice that I had never experienced sonically before: "Got Damn son! This game looks amazing!" I was taken aback, for not only had my dog just spoke, but he is also spoke the truest words ever spoken in human existence. I embraced him, for no longer was he just my dog, but he was an intellectual, a true appreciator of the arts, but most importantly, he was now my closest and greatest friend. Anywho, away from that tangent: This game is so incredibly beautiful, the imagery and graphics so picturesque and serene that I forget that I am simply playing a video game and not viewing gorgeous images of our magnificent earth. Never have I ran into an issue with gameplay, mechanics, nothing: this game is a gift from the Gods, crafted for the sole purpose of displaying perfection and bliss within a video game, carried down upon a rather soft pillow, so that us mere peons and plebeians may be blessed with the meticulous and precise work of the beings on high. If you have not already, purchase this piece of beauty; you will transcend to the realm of Gods and titans, and live out eternity in the paradise of Eden.