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96.7 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
Fun
Posted 30 November, 2021.
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379.5 hrs on record (239.6 hrs at review time)
Pretty good, got it for the zombies and I like it
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
165.2 hrs on record (102.1 hrs at review time)
Old, but trusty and fun
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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11 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
I've waited almost 10 years for this to be ported to the pc from the xbox and it's finally here!
Posted 13 January, 2017.
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128.1 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
The game layout hasn't changed a bit from the original. However, the graphics and visuals have really had an overhall. Even though these graphics could have easily been achieved with an enb or texture mod it's nice to see that these graphics are far better than those released with the original game.

There are still several glitches in the game from the original that have yet been patched. While it's a time saver for when starting the game it still feels out of place that you're able to grab a bowl and run through a wall. Also, just before the character customization screen came up there was a what I assume is a glitch since usually there isn't a horse pushing npc's around and ran up into my character's face and standing there the whole time I customize my character.

But you know I got it for free(since I own the original) so I'm not mad. Plus in a week or so it'll probably be slammed full of mods like the original was for me.

10/10 would recommend
Posted 27 October, 2016.
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4.5 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This game will turn you into a true slav. You will start playing sitting down and by the end you will be squatting on the desk wearing an adidas track suit with your ushanka yelling out "CHEEKI BREEKI!!!".

Other than that, 10/10 would turn into a true slav anyday of my life.
Posted 24 May, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.0 hrs on record
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Overview:
While yes you will die many(and I mean MANY) times in Hotline Miami it is still an amazing game. This game has great fast pace action and a quick thinking vibe to it that will keep you on your toes. It also gives you the slight feel of a strategy/puzzle game when you try to find different ways to tackle a level wether it be going all melee or guns blazzing. In a review for Hotline Miami there's no way you can't mention the fantastic soundtrack featured in this game, no other game has had me loving their soundtrack the way that this one has.

Pros and Cons:
Pros:
  • Very fun fast paced gameplay
  • Amazing soundtrack
  • Easily replayable
  • Characters you'll remember
  • Great story
    Cons:
  • Can be frustating at times
  • A short story(But was still good)

    Conclusion:
    I would recommend this to a gamer of any genre just to try out. Also for the relatively low price believe it is well worth the purchase.
Posted 1 January, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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