Dandeky
D.J   Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
I work all day, and get half-drunk at night.
There was a man of double deed.
A burnt rope doused in sea water.
The weak breeze whispers nothing, the water screams sublime.
This place is not a place of honour...
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life is soup, i am fork 15 Feb, 2019 @ 5:33pm 
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PMA Every Day :) 4 Nov, 2018 @ 7:10am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended. God bless America.
ASuperBambi 10 Feb, 2018 @ 11:50am 
gif me ur skins
Dandeky 21 Feb, 2016 @ 5:45am 
Only on Mondays
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