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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 87.1 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09pm

I drop into Icarus, I think "alright, this is the tutorial mission so it can't be too hard", night falls and I'm rendered blind, get mauled to death by wolves. Next morning, I begin to get my bearings and then am mauled to death by more wolves. Several in-game days later, I'm finally getting gud, wolves aren't much of a hassle anymore, I venture out from my little camp in search of my obje- bear attack. So I decide to purchase bait the game for a friend. We play together, after much struggle, we're doing great, balancing our talents and tech research together, feel as though we've conquered the forest.

Now we're confident, the game has become pretty easy, wolves and bears are easy to dispatch, weather is no concern anymore, we're ready to venture into the snow and keep our success going. So we prepare to venture into the glacial biome, stop less than 100 feet into it, try to not freeze to death in a small shelter with a couple of fires going, and in a way we succeed.....because we were mauled to death by a polar bear.
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