Futa hentai is the best and totally not gay. On the contrary, it's actually double straight, even more straight than vanilla hentai. Futas have all the sex organs: ♥♥♥♥, vag, boobs. That's 66.6% straight and 33.3 (repeating, of course) % gay if you don't like futas. However, the ♥♥♥♥ and vag cancel out mathematically and we're left with nothing but female boobs, which is 100% straight. On top of that, the male g spot is in the ass. Getting your g spot pounded by a man is gay. Getting your g spot pounded by a fat twelve inch futa ♥♥♥♥ is straight because there's a vagina somewhere back there and boobs that can rest on your back, plus the math checked out. There are only two types of men: men who want a fat futa ♥♥♥♥ railing their throat and dumping a hot load into their stomach followed by hours upon hours of anal, and men who are in denial.

Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger.

Yo, I love peeing in sinks.Honestly, it’s the greatest. I’m 6’5, so every sink lines up with me right below my belt line:One great thing about sinks? They don’t usually get too high or too low. I just take a pee in that ♥♥♥♥ fo sho.Trying to check the phone? The bank account? The Benz? Undo your pants and unleash the urinal cleanse.That didn’t make sense? You don’t know. You’re 5’4, your pants are on the floor.Toilet? Nah. Urinal? Babies. I’m tall mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I rain down the urine rings Call it a kink, call it a shot — I’m doing whatever sink ya got.

By this point, Bikini Bottom was going from a once glorious sea town to another struggling city in the sea. Plankton had no problem filling in for the Krusty Krab as the top restaurant, and became very successful. He later jumped from CEO of Chum Bucket to become a city official and making big decisions that would make his business thrive, but the fish suffer. After a successful 10 years of running the business, Plankton now made the decision to run as president in order to promise the people to better their living conditions. Plankton, though he never won the popular vote, managed to win over the majority of the electoral college's votes. And he was then inaugurated as president of Bikini bottom. After seeing the injustices happening to the people of Bikini Bottom, Spunk Bop's close friend, Pat Rick, only wondered what would happen if Plankton reached thesea-wide government.

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I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually - like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight ruins everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: Accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're sleeping with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina - you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is.