I am 47 years old and i lost my wife of 37 years 2 years ago, i have been on every dating app i can think of but all there are are youngsters these days, not to say i don’t like looking at that fine piece of young ass. I have been jerking off to lego characters that look like my deceased wife and at some points i will go to her grave and let one out on her stone. Sometimes at my office job that i work at (servIT company) i will purposely jerk off under my desk into the files cabinet that i have all of her pictures inside, people look at me with disgust in their eyes but they do not understand what i am feeling. I love to go to the playground and look at children that look like my wife when she was still a child just to get a boner. Am i cooked?

I have a chungus kink. My boyfriend knows about it and for the most part, he accepts it, but I have the feeling that he isn't really enthusiastic about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries to, which I am grateful for. He'll sometimes sing the BIG CHUNGUS THEME SONG to me to set the mood, or if he is really kinky he would tell me "You're a real chungus" in the heat of the moment.

The thing is, I don't want to hear the chungus theme song or look at big chungus. I want to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by the damn rabbit. And for the record, this is common among women. Chungus's perfect fur to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B.

My boyfriend asked if I wanted to go to a chungus convention and I told him straight up. I told him to put the chungus fursuit on, kidnap me from my bed, take me to the convention and ravage me in front of everyone.

I (23 m) am much more sexually experienced than my wife(22 f), and she definitely is aware of that, and I’m also more adventurous. She’s generally a pretty self conscious person and she can be especially hard on her own body as well as her knowledge of sex and her ability to please me. Because she doesn’t really know what to do we always end up doing the same stuff and it’s always me doing the work(which I love to do but it’d be nice to have something different). I’m wondering if anyone had had success in talking about sex and getting real changes in their sex life? I’m trying to be careful though because I don’t want to simply tell her that she should do some research or that we should try this or that because I don’t want her to wind up even more self conscious than she already is.

Let's say I hypothetically drenched my dell laptop with my own piss, resulting in a short-circuit. Is there anyway to fix it? (This is just a hypothetical question)

I have an IQ of 153 and sex at least 4-5 times a week. If you want beef oh boy I'll give you some. Don't get all mad when i outsmart you, you simpleton. If I don't respond it's because i'm having sex.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.