the most embarrassing day of my life.... I saw my store manager talking to a customer. she was wearing her big honking new khaki pants that make her bubble butt pop. I went to say good morning when my shoes were untied. I tripped and fell and my head bounced off her happening ass. I instantly came. only for my store manager to turn around and see me on the floor wallowing in my ♥♥♥ filled pants. immediately I got up red faced and sprinted out the door never to return to work again. at least I got to get just a taste of her happenin honking ass.

Took my son out back behind the football field house during his 7th grade football tryouts, claimed he was just 'testing the waters,making sure his star players are Well taken care of." He now has caused my son to end up with 5 counts of 1st degree murder and 2 felony drug charges.10/10 football coach.... 1/10 life coach

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:S playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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