the most embarrassing day of my life.... I saw my store manager talking to a customer. she was wearing her big honking new khaki pants that make her bubble butt pop. I went to say good morning when my shoes were untied. I tripped and fell and my head bounced off her happening ass. I instantly came. only for my store manager to turn around and see me on the floor wallowing in my ♥♥♥ filled pants. immediately I got up red faced and sprinted out the door never to return to work again. at least I got to get just a taste of her happenin honking ass.

Took my son out back behind the football field house during his 7th grade football tryouts, claimed he was just 'testing the waters,making sure his star players are Well taken care of." He now has caused my son to end up with 5 counts of 1st degree murder and 2 felony drug charges.10/10 football coach.... 1/10 life coach

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see :hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:S playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
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+rep good guy bill

-rep isnt a good pokemon trainer. gotta check em all ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep called my house to order chinese just cause we ate our cat one time

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Took my virginity and left -rep, also am pregnant not sure if related.

hey, sowwy i saw youw pwofiwe and i just thought you wooked cute in youw pictuwe. i weawwy wanted to teww you that)) It's weawwy wawe to see ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pwaying video games haha! I don't knyow why it's a guy thing honyestwy im wike weawwy against misogyny and wike iww be the onye in the kitchen making sandwiches. We shouwd weawwy pway w4d2 sometime its a weawwy coow zombie game with a wot of scawy moments, but don't wowwy iww be thewe to pwotect you :wink: sowwy that wasnt fwiwtwing i sweaw im just twying to be fwiendwy i weawwy wike youw pwofiwe pictuwe sowwy was that too faw? Weawwy sowwy i'm weawwy shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we shouwd tawk you wook weawwy nyice and fun xxx

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor’s office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I’ve trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius’s wrath. then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting it’s prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don’t have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it’s covered by taxpayers. That’s my fetish.

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Gonna rock the town without being seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down?
Slammin and Jammin to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let's move
Vanilla is here with the New Jack Groove
Gonna rock, And roll this place
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I'm not playin
Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO!
Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean
Give it up, for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin' it up, Hour after hour
Cause in this life there's only one winner
You…

yall ever pet a cat but then it turned around and it was a raccoon👀

hey bowser from sonic did you ever get the golden super star for pac man and then See princess Peach from....


♥♥♥♥ idk any games ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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