"You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop."
"It's like watching a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to ♥♥♥♥ a doorknob out there."
"Ouchtown, population: You, bro!"
"You can be fat, as long as you're happy on the inside."
"Wait, there's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?"
"Thank you Chuck Norris."
- Dodgeball, 2004