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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:19am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 4:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:23am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:41am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:52pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 12:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:58pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:57pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 10:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:40am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:42pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:39am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 11:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:25am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:25am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:48pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:53pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:53pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:26am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 3:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:53pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:26pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:41am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:59pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:23am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 1:13pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:53am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:19am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:20am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:25am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 10:12am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:03pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:32pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:32pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:52pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:53pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 11:25pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:13pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 4:12am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 3:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 10:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:55am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:52am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:26am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 12:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:46pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:41pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:07pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:57am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:39am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 3:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 4:06am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 3:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 10:16pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 6:19am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 2:13pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 2:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 2:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:31am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:18pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:05am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 5:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:24am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:33am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:43pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:39am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 12:14pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:02pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 7:33am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:31am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 4:11pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:13pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:06am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:22am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:20am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:56am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:07pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:35pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:37pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:52pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 11:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:02pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:40pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:27am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:35am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:04pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:47am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:50pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:04pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:28am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:24pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 4:09am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 2:31am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:43pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:20am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 3:05am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 3:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:11pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:19am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 4:08pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:21pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:19pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:24am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:24am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:04am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:42am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:50am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:00am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:31pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:33pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:25am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:07pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:22am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:10pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 6:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:33am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:01pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:21am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:05pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:09am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:18am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:06pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:33pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 7:57am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:21pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:19pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:14pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:17am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 12:05pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:05pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:59am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 11:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:24am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:46pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:40am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:16pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:44am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:30am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 11:00pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:04pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 3:31am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:11pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 3:45am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:03pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:51am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:07pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:02pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:26am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:28am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:16am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:52am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:48am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:51am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:51am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:15am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:06pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:13am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:52am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:33am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:51am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:42pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 8:10am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 1:03pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:29pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:14am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:40pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 12:41pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:19am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:19am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:28am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:20am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:47pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:50am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:28am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:28am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:29pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:57am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:15am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:39pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:56am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:22am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:15am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:15am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:39am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:14pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:54am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:35pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:47pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:38pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:41pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:19pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 1:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:04pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 10:38am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 2:14pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:52am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:27am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:41pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:19pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 12:57am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:53pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:46am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:19am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 12:38pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 1:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 9:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:03pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:49am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:14am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:52pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:58pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:12am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:43am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 3:47am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:13am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:17pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:38pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:19pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:40am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 10:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:40pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:46am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:50pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 8:34am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:13am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:20am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 10:22am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:32pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:19am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:29am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:18am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:52pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:05am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:15am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 8:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 10:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:12am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:19am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:19am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:41pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:41pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:48am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 10:12am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec @ 3:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:43pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:44pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Nov @ 6:00pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:30pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:06am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:59pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 10:59pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:49am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:20am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 3:14pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:34pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:26am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:15am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 1:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:31pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 3:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec @ 2:19pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:48pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:53pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:45am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 4:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 8:58am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:57pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:38pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:45pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 6:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 1:43pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:36pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:16am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:21am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:20pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:48am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 10:20am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:13am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:41pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 1:13am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:58pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 11:06am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 9:54am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 9:13am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 10:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:41pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 12:14pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:32pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:22am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:56am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:39pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:18am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:15am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:03pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:15am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 9:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 2:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:21am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 9:52pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 7:22am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:48am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 8:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 9:05am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:40am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 12:46am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:34pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 12:41pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 1:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Nov @ 1:26pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 4:18am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked