Roaming the streets of Sesame,
Tommy Gun in my hand,
Got a gallon of milk back home,
and a busy afternoon planned.

Gonna hit up Hooper's Store,
He's got the best selection,
I take my pick of cookies,
in exchange for some "protection".

I walk by Bert and Ernie's,
they dare not steal a glance,
if they try to take a crumb,
I will kick them in the pants.

Big Bird averts his gaze,
he thinks I'm a disgrace,
he's just lucky he's so tall,
I can't punch him in the face.

I returned much later,
to the best pad in the hood,
remember to give me cookies,
and I will surely treat you good.