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ALL I TASTE IS DEFEAT AND AN OMINOUS LACK OF PS VITA LOVE . . .

WHAT MOST PEOPLE LIKE TO THINK OF "VIDEOGAMES" AREN'T VIDEOGAMES AT ALL. UNDERSTAND I'M NOT DISMISSING THESE EXPERIENCES AS INFERIOR. I'M SAYING THEY DON'T EXIST. THEY NEVER HAPPENED. "CRIMINAL GIRLS: INVITE ONLY" IS THE ONLY VIDEOGAME EVER PRODUCED, EVER.

IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S" WAS COMING OUT: PROMISING NEW GAME MECHANICS, RELEASING SEQUELS DAILY, SCOTT SPRAYING HIS HORRIBLE FLUIDS ALL OVER OUR FACES. YET, AS HARD AS IT MAY BE TO BELIEVE, IT HAS BEEN EIGHT WHOLE YEARS SINCE THE RELEASE OF FNAF, AND IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GOING ANYWHERE SOON! HE'S EVERYWHERE- IN THE SKIES, ABOVE OUR HOMES, LURKING WITHIN DREAMS... HIS FAITHFUL MINIONS WATCH DOWN FROM THEIR MYSTERIOUS BLACK HELICOPTERS. WILL OUR COLLECTIVE SUFFERING EVER END? YOU HAVE NO ALTERNATIVE, THE WHEELS OF CORPORATISM SHALL GRIND OUR BONES INTO DUST . . .
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A REFLECTING POOL OF THE FUTILITY WE ALL EXPERIENCE, "PROJECT DIVA F 2ND" IS THE ONLY GAME THAT PAINSTAKINGLY REPLICATES THE BANAL CONDITIONS WHICH DEFINE ALL OUR LIVES. YOU WILL COLLECT MONEY, ONLY TO FORGET WHAT POINT THERE IS IN COLLECTING MONEY. YOU WILL GRIND AGAINST THE WALLS OF THE CRYPTS, YEARNING FOR ANY SENSATION IN THIS LONELY HELLWORLD. YOU WILL LAUGH- AND THEN REALIZE THERE IS NOTHING TO LAUGH ABOUT- AND THEN CRY. THEN YOU WILL CRY EVEN MORE. AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF THIS YOUR TEARS WILL FLOOD THE ROOM AND YOU WILL SUFFOCATE AS A RESULT OF YOUR OWN REALIZATIONS INTO THE TRUE NATURE OF WAKING LIFE. ENTER PROJECT DIVA F- THE KNIFE WHICH WILL CUT THROUGH THE THIN VEIL WHICH OBSCURES THE INFINITE NOTHINGNESS CONTAINED WITHIN OUR LIVES. NOTHING WILL SURVIVE BEYOND THIS POINT.

MEANWHILE, IN THE SHADOWS OF IGN HQ, A CABAL OF "PROFESSIONAL GAME CRITICS" TOIL AWAY, PERFORMING UNHOLY RITES WITH THE PURE BLOOD OF GEOFF KEIGHLEY. IN THIS MOST UNRIGHTEOUS OF ACTS THEY DESPERATELY HOPE FOR ONLY ONE THING: TO ASCERTAIN WHAT THE GOTY COULD POSSIBLY BE... SUDDENLY- A SIGN. "SUMOTORI DREAMS" APPEARS IN BLOOD AS IT DRIPS OFF THE ALTAR. IT HAS BEEN DONE- THE GAME WHICH HAS DEFINED "VIDEO GAMES" HAD SHOWN ITSELF.

NOW, 1000 YEARS AFTER THE FALL OF THE WII U, THE GRACEFUL SAKURAI CAN BE SEEN BACK IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT, SWINGING FROM TREE TO TREE. THE VITA- DESPITE HER BEST EFFORTS- COULD NOT STOP THE DECLINE OF HUMANITY. HER LOVE OF GAMING WAS HER OWN DOWNFALL- AND WITH HER, THE REST OF SOCIETY AS WELL. YES, THIS TRAGIC TALE ENDS HERE... BUT IN THE FUTURE, MAYBE- JUST MAYBE- WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE: A WORLD WITHOUT GAMES.

YOU NOW HOLD IN YOUR HANDS THE FIRST SPECIMEN OF IT'S TYPE RECORDED IN ALL THE ANNALS OF MAN. SOME PARTS MAY FRIGHTEN YOU; OTHERS, IT WILL TERRIFY.
THE TRAGEDY OF MAN IS THE INABILITY TO TRULY FACE OUR OWN DESIRES WITHOUT LAUGHING OR THROWING UP. WE HAVE OPENED A DOOR. IT'S UP TO YOU TO WALK THROUGH IT. YOUR DARKEST DESIRES ARE ABOUT TO COME THROUGH.

EVERYTHING WILL DIE AROUND YOU VERY, VERY SOON.

I'LL SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE~ XOXOXO <3 <3

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Sundor 💪💪🇺🇦💪💪 23 Jan @ 5:55am

Yo, Buddy. Still Alive?
And thanks friend.
See you again.

Joebo 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:14pm

Joseph could have used hermit purple to find kira

Stang 23 Aug, 2016 @ 12:43pm

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Joebo 7 Feb, 2016 @ 5:42pm

i am the meme master. i have over 20 years of experience of collecting dank memes from across the world. i hid them from filthy casuals like you. these memes in my collection? rarest of them all. you don't find these in your every day market. you need to go into the earths core. you need to fight the devil. these memes are what some people might die for you ♥♥♥♥♥♥, how dare you offend me like that. i will let you know that my family has collected dank memes since the middle ages, that's right middle ages, back then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you were burned. you cant survive in the real world ♥♥♥♥♥♥, you will just rot.

Joebo 4 Feb, 2016 @ 8:49am

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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