I mainly play cs, I am level 10 on faceit, which will forever be higher than MARK BALASHOV, who is Silver 1 and will forever be Silver 1.

Faceit: https://www.faceit.com/en/players/Charizard_

NONE OF THESE QUOTES ARE CONDONED BY ME.
(apart from this one)
“China is a big country and you are small countries, and that is a fact.” -Chinese Foreign Minister

Ori's quotes:

Wessel:
[8:11 PM]
Wessel:
remember juncker
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk
all the time

[8:11 PM]
Cumby:
hahahahahha

[8:11 PM]
Wessel:
drunk shaking hands with xi

[8:11 PM]
Cumby:
its too good
hahahhaha
its too funny man
i love this timeline

[8:11 PM]
Wessel:
when youre palpatine
and no one can do anything to you anyway
because youre not elected
or held responsible


Wessel:
I dont hate women
I just know theyre unreliable talk behiund ur back and are lazy
af
Most of m anyway
theres always that 1 corporate lesbian
honestly
ahtens was the place man
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ voting with the lads
having the oligarchs ♥♥♥♥ u over
atleast back then they did it next to u and in ur face
now theyre hiding in washington
and when u dress up as a minotaur u cant even get into the party in dc
very sad
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Wessel:
best thing to do is kill all exisiting hobos
and give any future ones decent social hopsuing
theyll have to slowly pay back
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[11:02 PM]
Wessel:
tbf I just wank too much

[11:02 PM]
Cumby:
how often?

[11:02 PM]
Wessel:
Not really like theres a point going after girls when I have a better alternative

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[11:57 PM]
Wessel:
tyranny is like a surf board

[11:57 PM]
Cumby:
individual rule cant be a basis for governance
not forever

[11:57 PM]
Wessel:
you go up and down its volatile path

Wessel:

"these asians are actually like oompah loompahs, theyre small obedient, you cant tell them apart, they follow orders without asking a question and they just come out of nowhere"

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[10:53 PM]
Wessel:
I dont hate women

[10:53 PM]
Wessel:
I love women

[10:53 PM]
Cumby:
ik lol

[10:53 PM]
Wessel:
like I love a dog

[10:53 PM]
Cumby:
uhjahahaha

[10:53 PM]
Wessel:
I just think of them as less
but could still enjoy their company

...

[9:35 PM]
Wessel:
columbus
you need to get moving
do better
for urself
you shouldnt be chasing after girls
they should be after ur money
trust me ive known a lot of old men
its only nice when theyre young
they dry like raisins
its best you become wealthy so you can supply yourself with a steady line of young women
Trust me
your gread grandfather genghis knew

...
Wessel:
absolute dominance
youve no idea how good it is to absolutely torture someone
like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ predator
u bite
and then u wait for their body (eco) to give out
and then u come back
AND POUNCE THAT ♥♥♥♥♥

...
[7:28 PM]
Cumby:
theo said 10 mins

[7:29 PM]
Wessel:
lets play anothere day

[7:29 PM]
Cumby:
omg
why are you like this
be pragmatic
its not that long
come ts
chat to me
for 10 mins

[7:29 PM]
Wessel:
im already in a lobby

[7:29 PM]
Cumby:
dont
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do it
just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chill
come ts
you playing?

[7:37 PM]
Wessel:
im actually watching a kdrama

[7:37 PM]
Cumby:
good
theo should be here in a min

[7:37 PM]
Wessel:
ill join 10minutes after theo joins teamspeak

[7:37 PM]
Cumby:
ok

[7:37 PM]
Wessel:
im sure u understand

[7:37 PM]
Cumby:
i understand
lol

...

[11:23 AM]
Wessel:
i feel like hed do really well in hr
big companies are looking for moral compassless egomaniac sociopaths
for hr rolls
theo would screw anyone over for 50 bucks
when hes ordered to fire someone
hed probably be like
we could fire x y z ass well theyre kind of ♥♥♥♥