+rep for being Carl

-rep i hate this kid

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

____⣠⣴⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠷⣦⣄    
____⠟          ⢀⣀⣈⣙⣷⣄  
__⢰⡟      ⢠⡶⡟⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⢷⡄
⢀⡴⣿⠃      ⢸⡇⠃          ⢀⡈⣿
⣼⠁⣿        ⠸⣷⣄⣀⣒⡂⢐⣀⣬⣾⣿  ⢀⣀⡀
⣿  ⣿          ⠈⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉  ⣿⣰⣏⡉⡿⡇
⣿⢠⣿                          ⣠⡿⠏⠙⢿⣤⡇
⣿⢸⣿                  ⣠⣤⣤⣴⠟    ⣰⠟⠁
⠻⢷⣿                ⣸⡟⠁  ⢻⣧⣀⣴⠏
__⢻⡀              ⢿⣄⡀⢀⣶⣿⣿⠇
__⢸⡇        ⢠⣤⣤⣤⣭⡟⠛⠛⠛⣿
___⡇        ⣾⡇  ⠐⣿⠁      ⣿    
__⠈⣿        ⣿      ⣿      ⢰⡿  
___⠘⠛⠟⠛⠻⠟⠉⠈⠉⠿⠷⠶⠶⠾⢇

____⣠⣴⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠷⣦⣄    
____⠟          ⢀⣀⣈⣙⣷⣄  
__⢰⡟      ⢠⡶⡟⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⢷⡄
⢀⡴⣿⠃      ⢸⡇⠃          ⢀⡈⣿
⣼⠁⣿        ⠸⣷⣄⣀⣒⡂⢐⣀⣬⣾⣿  ⢀⣀⡀
⣿  ⣿          ⠈⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉  ⣿⣰⣏⡉⡿⡇
⣿⢠⣿                          ⣠⡿⠏⠙⢿⣤⡇
⣿⢸⣿                  ⣠⣤⣤⣴⠟    ⣰⠟⠁
⠻⢷⣿                ⣸⡟⠁  ⢻⣧⣀⣴⠏
__⢻⡀              ⢿⣄⡀⢀⣶⣿⣿⠇
__⢸⡇        ⢠⣤⣤⣤⣭⡟⠛⠛⠛⣿
___⡇        ⣾⡇  ⠐⣿⠁      ⣿    
__⠈⣿        ⣿      ⣿      ⢰⡿  
___⠘⠛⠟⠛⠻⠟⠉⠈⠉⠿⠷⠶⠶⠾⢇

scones make him horny...apparently