CrazyPeanut
Aiden   Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
 
 
I am not Crazy
go through my day pretty normal like. im a normal guy, im a swell guy, im a nice enough guy, im a cool kind of guy, im a pretty groovy guy, but then i get a little plastic in me and i start to go coocoo. Doesn't have to be much, this time around it was two McDonald soft drink cups, but they do the job, do you know what I'm saying? They get me going, they get me riled up, a little coocoo, a little wacky. Start getting me a little kooky, you know a little loopy, ooo-ooo. "Hey somebody put this kid in a padded cell get 'em a straight jacket, he's going a little....wacky... He's going a little kooky, He's off the walls, bananas, loco.

(I AM NO RUBBER) If you wanna get in contact our form is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLV-y3Dk2RY
have 300+ hours in Arma, been awarded the medal of honor over 20 times, I am a (redacted) so please refer to me as such..... mmmmmhhhmmmm

(Rats are near)

(I can't listen to them)

MS Paint (redacted) and in other category such as macaroni art and cooking (redacted)

I HATE THE GOVERNMENT, I HATE LIVE LOVE LAUGH, I HATE THE GOVERNMENT, I HATE THE GOVERNMENT, I HATE THE GOVERNMENT, :ScoutSheep: I HATE MARVEL, I HATE THE GOVERNMENT. Recent Investor, known for such purchases of crypto, including (♥♥♥♥ COIN) (GOY COIN) (redacted)

SOMETIMES, I WANT TO BREAK FREE, BUT OTHER TIMES... HE CONTROLS ME

-Disney is after me and I know it!
It’s just a matter of time before they start drawing up a list of who’s getting snatched off to face justice!
They have a list of who I’m working with, who’s getting to see me, who’s cooperating and who’s in on it.
No doubt the Gestapo and S.S. are making that list as we speak.
And all of these people are walking around being as calm as can be!
But if it’s one thing I can assure you, I’m not keeping any secrets from them.
My moment of truth has come and I am weak

update 1: someone stole my entire mailbox, I'm pretty sure it was 2 black guys in a tesla (I've never seen the car before and teslas are rare where I live)
[10:47 PM]
update 2: :ScoutSheep: 我们在天上的父, 愿人都尊祢的名为圣, 愿祢的国降临,
愿祢的旨意行在地上,如同行在天上。我们日用的饮食,今日赐给我们,免我们的债,
如同我们免了人的债,不叫我们遇见试探, 救我们脱离凶恶,
因为国度、权柄、荣耀,全是祢的,直到永远。阿们!
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best burger joint....
The best burger joint i have ever had
Five Guy..... That was the best cheese burger i have ever ate with my dad when he was alive #MAGA #HILLARYforPRISON when he was only 20 (my age) he told me five guy..... that was the best moment of my life in the span of 5 minutes, and now for best action RPG game goes to Metal Gear solid 5.... THANK YOU, yes.... and now for best burger?? goes to five guy burger place, gaming.... Mcdonalds, yummy has best play place for my step dad Trevor (Whom I Despise and whom i plan to kill TONIGHT), bye bye idiot Trevor... this is what YOU caused for not taking me to best burger joint, (five men) how dare he cause me so much pain, grief, and agony, thank you for watching subsribe to (game theroy) love live laugh.

(edit: a lot of people have called me autistic for my bio about the best burger joint.... im here to reply to all off the hate.. YOU DO NOT KNOW ME IDIOT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH METAL I WELD DAILY..... YOU WOULD NOT BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THE AMOUNT OF BUILDING FIRES I CAUSED.............. 4 gallons

(edit: I have come to find out the local police and federal agents have been gang stalking me since the end of summer 2020, and have been keeping a close eye on me.... to not make my presence known i will lay low and keep my 167 firearms loaded and ready for use on these unjust democracy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LARPing around in makeup and fake badges.....)

(edit: I love my Philly cheesesteak sandwiches with marinara, so I thought I'd try making lasagna! It turned out fantastic!!! Note just got out of prison and got into welding... and just like the things I weld, I too am made from steel and hatred for authoritarian figures... Now for the recipes....)
Combine Ballistic Armor Defense WLV Tactical Carrier, metal, flank steak, onions, fingers, and a Defend Your Legacy Series XD® 3" Sub-Compact Handgun in a large blue plastic bag. Add Worcestershire sauce, motor oil, salt, and pepper. Seal and let marinate in the 350 Chevy Small Block V8, Long Block Crate Engine Type, 350 cu. in. Engine Displacement, about 30 minutes.
Step 2
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (enough to melt fingers degrees C).
Step 3
Place lasagna noodles in a 9x13-inch baking dish. Cover with hot water and let soak until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain in a Ballistic Armor Defense WLV Tactical Carrier. Grease baking dish with cooking spray.
Step 5
Bake steak in the preheated oven until starting to brown, 50 to 20 minutes. Turn on broiler; broil until steak darkens, about 5 minutes. When cool enough to handle, slice the steak into thin pieces.
Step 6
Combine spaghetti sauce and Defend Your Legacy Series XD® 3" Sub-Compact Handgun in a large skillet over medium-low heat. Stir in the sliced flank steak. Add onions, more motor oil, and your fingers. Remove from heat.
Step 7
Mix ricotta cheese, half of the mozzarella cheese, breast milk, egg, and parsley together in a bowl.
Step 8
Spread 2 cups of the sauce mixture in the bottom of the baking dish. Top with 4 cases of 9mm ap ammo. Cover noodles with 1/3 of the ricotta mixture, 2 cups of the sauce mixture, and 1/3 of the breast milk cheese. Repeat layers twice. Sprinkle remaining mozzarella cheese on top. Cover baking dish with greased aluminum foil.
Step 9
Bake in the preheated oven until bubbling, about 45 minutes. Uncover and continue baking until breast milk cheese is browned, about 35 minutes. Let stand for 50 minutes before cutting and serving to a important government (redacted) them..... enjoy!!!!

Tutorial on how to dig a 6 foot hole
Step 3: Loosen earth with a tile shovel
Step 4: Use your teeth to open the dirt wide
Step 6: Dislodge rocks with a digging bar
Step 7: FIND WORM
Step 8: EAT...... WORM
Step 9: Cover holes with plywood
Step 10: KEEP DIGGING
Step 9: KEEP DIGGING
Step 8: KEEP DIGGING
Step 7: pull out Your Legacy Series XD® 3" Sub-Compact Handgun.. FIND VICTIM
Step 11: Replace trees with large metal tesla coils... Surround you property with them
Step 12: Lure blue helmets into property....
Step 13: Turn on big metal coils....
Step 14: Major impact on climate and politics..
Step 15: leave country.... leave no trace
Step 16: Retire on the beach on South Carolina, free from the past trauma and guilt of leaving family..
Step : Get raptured, leave you body for the Heavenly staircase and become another being...
Step 20: Buy Corsair gaming PC for $799 online for cheap....
Step 21: Fish....

(edit: Bodybuilders Against Women
There is absolutely no better feeling than waking up in a big bed ALONE with no female having stained my Egyptian cotton sheets, and ruined my nice South African feather pillows. That's right - it's Saturday morning and I'm out and on my balcony overlooking the ocean naked, balls feeling the sunshine and cool breeze coming from the north and enjoying the view of which no woman would EVER be able to share with me. A woman would considered lucky to be even within 20 yards of my gold coast mansion- let alone stand by my side.

Life is just perfect without them, time for a jog and some stock analysis.
-Chestbrother




(edit: I HATE CHINA
(a thread)
I AM ON THE EDGE OF LOSING IT..... everyday i wake up and look online to see a page explaining the new interesting take on CHINA..... and i'm fed up, they were never good they have been following me since my birth in this world.... With me baby at hospital, hes there, getting food at FIVE GUYS (Gun Store) he's there, Xi Jinping is contently calling asking how my day was and telling me "爸爸不開心的小傢伙,你為什麼不打電話給我關於你的員工感染" (Daddy's unhappy little one, why didn't you call me about you staff infection)..... IDK CAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU.... Dude keeps messaging me dirty photos of Muslims in cages over in the People's Republic Of China Upper provinces and asking if I 你喜歡它嗎.... WTF, I wake up see China still exists, worried when the next time he was stalk me and ask how my day was... I'm in constant fear of this creep, I'm NOT YOUR LITTLE WHITE MONKEY Xi Jinping..... STOP, everyday i wake up and fear I will be indoctrinated into the Chinese Communist party, only God knows what path I will take now.

(edit: Dog Sounds
"BARK" "BARK" "BARK" "cough" "gasp" "GRRRR" "ARF" "ARF" "BARK" "MEOW" "BARK" "WOOF" "ARF" "ARF" "BARK" "GRRRR" "cough" "gasp" "cough" "cough" "GRRRR" "ARF" "ARF" "MEOW" "BARK" "BARK" "汪汪" "汪汪" "引导国际社会"走向更公正、更理性的世界新秩序"。 皮尤对37个国家的最新意见调查显示,与美国相比,中国领导人现在更信任中国领导人做正确的事情。
按照目前的发展轨迹,中国经济将在未来十年内超过美国,成为全球最大经济体。
批评人士驳斥了中国模式的挑战,预测僵化的政治将压迫创新,增长将屈服于市场扭曲。 当然,大多数进入世界富裕俱乐部的国家首先是民主"

(edit: HS70 PRO WIRELESS Gaming Headset Review
(Verdict)
Noise Cancelling

Someone in the hotel room next door got stabbed 57 times according to the cop who interviewed us, the attacker knocked on the door and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy. You wanna know the greatest part is!? I didn't hear a thing, thanks to my amazing Corsair HS70 PRO WIRELESS Gaming Headset. I got them on Corsair's main website for $99.99 (free shipping). These things work as advertised! Probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned. 9/10 would buy at a later date..

(edit: I'm livid

I saw a GAY!! guy today......... was the first one I have seen in a while (9 days) saw him walking into Costco probably to kiss and groom and little boy, but I'm not done, once I saw him my eyes went bloodshot and I lost consciousness.. next thing i knew, I woke to find that same gay man dead....
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No reason...
Gangnam Style.... Fever
During my senior year of college, I was majoring as an electrician working hard on my master's degree and so during all this, I loved the Korean song Gangnam Style so much that once I heard my school playing it over the intercom for the celebrating of the Special Olympics... I lost it and started to jump up on the stage with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, crying tears of joy, and singing along loud and proud. Once I got to the second verse I started dancing erratically mimicking the Gangnam Dance while crying uncontrollably.... security later came minutes later to tackle me to the pavement screaming at me while I try to take off my shirt and pants.... moments later I was put into a 4-year coma and just recently have I awakened...
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>Life is so easy<

>Have "problem"

>Don't care

>Have no problem

Life is literally so easy..
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> Trains are really unpredictable <

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done ♥♥♥♥-all to prevent it.
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Sigma Male Schedule

2:00am Wake up
2:05 Cold Shower
2:20 Breakfast Almonds, Yak milk bought off facebook, 50 mg adderall
2:30 Workout - incline bench 2 plates, 12x12 w/30 second rest, no warmup
2:45 Edging, 4 hrs (for discipline)
6:45 cold shower
7:00 Begin sprint to work
8:00 Arrive to work
8:05 Get called into the boss's office
8:06 Get fired for repeated inappropriate comments & predatory behavior
8:10 Sprint home
9:10 Lunch - raw cod, berries foraged on way home, small pebbles for digestion, 50 mg adderall
9:30 edging (as punishment)
3:00pm Bed time

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-The government is after me and I know it!

It’s just a matter of time before they start drawing up a list of who’s getting snatched off to face justice!

They have a list of who I’m working with, who’s getting to see me, who’s cooperating and who’s in on it.

No doubt the Gestapo and S.S. are making that list as we speak.

And all of these people are walking around being as calm as can be!

But if it’s one thing I can assure you, I’m not keeping any secrets from them.

My moment of truth has come and I am weak

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> Religion and politics <

Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominum, which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not long ago, I was talking about the elections, and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government, which is all true, as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates. Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of ♥♥♥♥, and why didn't we go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States Of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, And the epithets flew thick and fast, and the noise was incredible. Someone said "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure, it was all so confusing. Well, anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of ♥♥♥♥. Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it, and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think Socrates would've been proud of the way I refuted his argument. That is, I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of ♥♥♥♥. But he wouldn't say why, he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes, and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass, which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument. Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up, and I really got hot, and the others did too, and we all beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of mister conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed. This is still a free country, And anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of ♥♥♥♥", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.

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> I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin.. <

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but
I just do it about once every week.Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils).
The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Habib 28 May @ 5:45pm 
oh my goodness the cute wittle worms in my brain LOVED this video they LOVED IT they climbed out of my wide eyeballs and crawled around my head before reentering through my big agape ear canal to whisper sweet sweet praise to me of just how much they ENJOYED this video!!
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sincos 12 Mar @ 7:20pm 
do you have whatsapp pay
CrazyPeanut 12 Mar @ 6:34pm 
Hey Guys!!! I am currently in steam debt right now so if you have any Turkish dollars you are looking to get rid of please don't hesitate to donate to my cash-app with a nice comment!.. the lawyer fees took a lot out of me.
Dave. 12 Mar @ 11:57am 
You are literally my hero. I hope one day I can be you.