Crab
John Doe
Chipping Sodbury, South Gloucestershire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Certified Mug Maniac™

Well, I’m a Mug-blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer
In ‘09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by Pepsi
Every day I get dressed up in my bootcut jeans
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines
Libtards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!





















Also I am no longer accepting friend requests unless you've given me a reason or talked to me in a game (especially if you have a private inventory for whatever reason).







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Certified Mug Maniac™

Well, I’m a Mug-blooded American, ya hear?
These freedom-loving veins got nothing but root beer
In ‘09 I got diagnosed with some form of epilepsy
Good doctor told me that my cure was made by Pepsi
Every day I get dressed up in my bootcut jeans
I remind the CDC that we already got our vaccines
Libtards are trying to ban my foamy carbonation
I call up my patriots to fight back for the sake of our nation!





















Also I am no longer accepting friend requests unless you've given me a reason or talked to me in a game (especially if you have a private inventory for whatever reason).







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Summer Collection - 2021 - Level 2
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I do not accept any form of trade offer or friend request from anyone with a private inventory


I am no longer accepting friend requests unless you've given me a reason or talked to me in a game.


I do not accept friend requests from bots


And, No I am not trading any of my Items that I haven't explicitly posted a trade for on backpack.tf or bazaar.tf and my Item showcase is just that, an Item showcase, not Items up for trade

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-- 🦀 If you wan't to add me as a friend, go ahead, do it (However I usually unfriend someone after a trade (otherwise it gets too crowded in my feed)) 🦀 --



Uhhmm... Beep boop, beep boop, uhh.. bleep bloop... work in progress MAGGOT!... boop beep boop.... *Robot noises*...










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Comments
MrVenom935 28 Jun, 2021 @ 10:24am 
added to sell Bonedolier (Mann. Co Orange)
Crab 12 Jun, 2021 @ 10:55am 
no
fast_and_the_curious 12 Jun, 2021 @ 9:59am 
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Friendly Guy !!! ❤️
We can be friends for future games ^_^


✅✅✅+REP Good Player
✅✅✅+REP Good Friend
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day !




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plurr1k. 6 Jun, 2021 @ 8:41am 
add for The Brawling Buccaneer (purp)
skoraling 18 Mar, 2021 @ 11:14am 
mannn your ss black box is so good but the sheen couldve been hot rod/violet and i wouldve bought it
sign_painter 17 Mar, 2021 @ 10:35am 
+rep