CornBoy
David   Ohio, United States
 
 
Woke up this morning
At my grandma's house
And I saw a cornfield
Through the window
I said grandma grandma can I go play in that cornfield
She said you can do what ever you want, you're like twenty-one.
I went in a cornfield today,
I went in a cornfield,
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.
Akbar is awesome 'cause he never calls you names,
He never really calls you anything 'cause he's just a corn
But I like pretending, that I can talk to him, and he can talk to me
And he's kinda funny and he knows lots of jokes when I do that
I went in a cornfield today,
I went in a cornfield,
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.
Sat down for dinner, at my grandma's house
When she lay down a plate of Akbar
I nearly cried when I saw my friend had died
Grandma killed him for dinner.
I went in a cornfield today,
I went in a cornfield,
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.
I went in a cornfield today,
I went in a cornfield,
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar.
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar
I went in a cornfield today and met Akbar
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最后运行日期:2024 年 12 月 29 日
Shajin 2024 年 11 月 18 日 上午 9:30 
+rep super reliable
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Deagle flick shots💥
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brilliant game sense
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Do NOT come to school tmrw 2024 年 5 月 11 日 上午 3:06 
++rep Just a good ol fashion downhome cornboy. The way grandpa used to raise em. Always there and always had his corn. Silent, steadfast,true to his word and to his corn. heck.. some rounds you'd forget he was even there because everythings running so smoothly then next thing ya know, you turn a corner and there he is. Wiping the mornin' sweat off his steamin brow next to a pile of freshly shucked (thank ye'boy) grandaddy-ohio-sweet corn. All you's can eat too! Boy had him a steamin heap just'uh ripe for the pickin's for our whole team.
And if that aint corn, son.
Well, gosh darn't, I don't know what corn is.

-William Kernal
6th division corn brigade
Ohio Battalion

""they say corn was grown but man, but I'll shine ur nickel, boy, and show you TEN men who grew from the corn""