Every morning I wake up at 2am, jump out of my bed and scream "LET'S DO THIS!!!" Then I jump into the shower and bathe with liquid nitrogen, shave with a pocket knife, and brush my teeth with tears of the democrats. Next I drop to the floor and do my warmup excercise routine of 100 pushups, 50 sets of barbell squats, and jog around my whole neighborhood 80 times. Usually by 3:20am I have enough time to eat a bowl of uncooked spaghetti and powdered titanium for breakfast which my harem of 10,000 butt naked nymphomaniacs who call me daddy and wear nipple tassles have prepped for me every day. Once finished, I then have them disrobe my pajamas so I can change into my 50,000 dollar suit for my job as a forklift operator. There's always this annoying blimp where I work who tries to flirt with me and calls me things like "hun" and "sweetheart" but I always ignore her because if I was going to marry a cow I'd move to Wisconsin. As soon as I walk in at 4:30am everybody becomes instantly wet but I never stay for long because I don't work by the hour, I get a salary. Then I go home and connect with Pewdiepie, Moist Critikal, and Asmongold to start our daily 3 minute podcast. Finally, I then do whatever I want from 5am until 11pm.

My Current PC Specs:

OS: Windows 11
GPU: RTX 3080
CPU: Intel Core i9-11900K
RAM: 32 Gigs