🪦If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral.🪦

☠️I’d be in jail for killing the person who killed you.☠️

😊We are true friends.😊

🪢We ride together, we die together.🪢

✨Send this to everybody you care about, including me, if you care.✨

🌈I want you to know you are an amazing friend, till death and forever.🌈

🌵Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.🌵

🌱If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.🌱

📱Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask “Can I have your number?”📱

🐈‍⬛Send this message to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year.🐈‍⬛

🙅‍♀️This is not fake.🙅‍♀️

🍀Good luck🍀

      
         
                  
                           

gay ass ♥♥♥♥♥ on the finals

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My penis had been removed. It's official, I transitioned from male to alpha male. It had been 6 hours since the start of the surgery. I could've been farming.

With a bit of grit, grunting, and vaseline, I managed to remove the entire Xbox 360 Black Edition and matching 245 watt power supply from my anal cavity. My Morbid obesity and dark brown skin helped to hide the console from the doctors who were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my fiddle.

I turned it on and booted up destiny. "♥♥♥♥ these PC farmers, they're all ♥♥♥♥. you're all so ♥♥♥♥."
I slipped into AzzaMazza15's fireteam and got ready to load into DSC.

1 minute and 40 seconds of timeloss later, I was in the patrol zone summoning my sparrow.
Microsoft had the brains back in 2006 to limit their consoles to 30fps, perfect for slipstreaming.

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