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Nightvision Frog 8 Jul, 2022 @ 3:34pm 
hey Riker: you have Sonic The Hedgehog giftable copy in your inventory and i want it, could u trade it for something? I sent you a friend request. Thanks! :neutral_face:
DomEReapeR 28 Jan, 2021 @ 1:46pm 
You're still a big mean willie!
부엉이 29 Dec, 2020 @ 4:15pm 
:bloodstain2:
Goomba Abuser 6 Apr, 2020 @ 8:54pm 
fat ♥♥♥♥ bring the twitch back:d2tidehunter:
CaptainBoumere 31 Mar, 2018 @ 2:28pm 
Bro' ... BRO', u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ saved my life. On an old thread about Dark Souls 3 lost save files after a windows reboot, u made a comment like " look in your windows.old ", I WAS DESPERATE AND U SAVED ME AS IT WORKED, I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER ♥
AmethystViper 22 Nov, 2017 @ 2:07pm 
Yo, there are people sharing illegal downloads in the Steam Workshop for the Sega Genesis Hub again. I've mentioned some offending uploads to the group disscusion.
DomEReapeR 16 Jul, 2017 @ 8:33pm 
Hey everyone, this person is a big mean willie!
Aligejtor 9 Jun, 2017 @ 8:59am 
gang bang :D
MOONCHILD 9 Jun, 2017 @ 4:56am 
Sorry i dont even remember fighting you XD , nice screenshots though
johnjonestheman 8 Jun, 2017 @ 11:50am 
Don't be salty, man! Gee-wiz... I beat you, no need to deride someone for using a weapon you don't like... you'd think, actually, that you'd perhaps consider trying it when I do have over 2,000 hours in the game, soundly whipped your ass, ALL with a weapon you don't like! "Hmm, maybe there's something to the straight sword, if HE'S using it," something like that.
Gold 31 May, 2017 @ 2:11pm 
Last week, I saw an internet celebrity at my local Wendy's in Florida - none other than Commander Riker

His order seemed to be made deliberately chaotic: changing his order at random after the server had wrote it down, sometimes mumbling, sometimes speaking loudly and quickly. He got very agitated when the person taking his order misheard parts of it. After he was done he changed everything again so the server had to write it all over again while he grinned at her.
Due to the confusion, I couldn't hear everything he got, but I did hear the end total - $74.29. It seemed like an awful lot of food for one person.
I rounded the corner in time to see Riker offering his debit card to the window, only to pull it away from the hand that tried to accept it. He then laughed hysterically, quickly said "Enjoy the food, ♥♥♥♥♥!" so it echoed through the parking lot adjacent to the building, peeled out and left the bags of food on the drivethru window's shelf, unpaid for.
Chaotic 23 May, 2017 @ 12:23pm 
what can i say im a pve scrub
rat goof 4 May, 2017 @ 11:47am 
may i interest you in a bag of kush my friend?
Easley(rostorare) 16 Apr, 2017 @ 4:48am 
256 comments wtf :D and 614 games wow.
Kin'Seth 7 Mar, 2017 @ 8:07pm 
Why do people like you play Dark Souls and expect honor when you are interruping someone's game session? I don't mind getting invaded, but you best expect to deal with the risks and consequences as I wont play with honor in a souls game. Honor is for the dead, not the undead.
Riker 1 Mar, 2017 @ 9:36am 
cheers brah
Liam Neeson Punching Wolves 1 Mar, 2017 @ 5:57am 
Nice background brah
regarded 11 Feb, 2017 @ 11:35pm 
:duranceleft::duranceright:
Putt-Putt..golf is life 20 Jan, 2017 @ 4:23am 
Please dont cybe4 bully me :(
Riker 20 Jan, 2017 @ 3:32am 
I'd suggest you getting a life is a more pressing issue than me "getting some friends" judging by your profile
Putt-Putt..golf is life 19 Jan, 2017 @ 10:32pm 
Your group is bad. You only have 80+ members because of me inviting my friends. Git gud and get some friends. Your group is bad. Sad.
Riker 7 Jan, 2017 @ 3:19pm 
I was meaning to remove him ages ago but since that group is largely forgotten about since it served its purpose, I kept forgetting. So, yeah, he's gone since you reminded me
Bruh Bruhoğlu 7 Jan, 2017 @ 3:15pm 
Thank you for taking my advice. I wasn't expecting that. :peace_hoi:
Bruh Bruhoğlu 7 Jan, 2017 @ 2:58pm 
I know this comment is gonna get deleted but please kick that candra sick bastard from your group or i'm gonna call a raid upon your group. I have no tolerance to lolis or to those who watch child porn or that stuff
Gold 30 Nov, 2016 @ 7:00am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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1641cc 27 Nov, 2016 @ 1:28pm 
Jund fanboi? Nah, dudes a prick and so are you. GG scrub4lyfe
Riker 20 Nov, 2016 @ 3:39pm 
Nah, I just find you annoying at this point
Riker 20 Nov, 2016 @ 12:07pm 
I'll just block you. You're getting mildly irritating
Riker 19 Nov, 2016 @ 5:57pm 
If all you have to do is come to my profile and try to start ♥♥♥♥ then you lead quite a pathetic life :D
Slapdash 19 Nov, 2016 @ 7:44am 
Aw, poor diddums. Sorry I beat you and made you salty! Better luck next time.
June 🌺 18 Nov, 2016 @ 6:15pm 
salty
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 12:58pm 
Well you have the same IQ as a wall (although the wall could possibly spell better than you do), so knock yourself out buddy
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 12:54pm 
Odds are, judging by your comments, I'm older than you
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
I'm far from upset :D
More entertained by just how childish you are
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 12:35pm 
Funny seeing as how you don't actually know me. Feel free to keep projecting though
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 11:57am 
You sure do seem to love the word cuck don't you ;)
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 11:48am 
Purely out of morbid curiosity, who are you anyway?
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 10:56am 
*you're ;)
So, if what I'm gathering is correct, returning to my profile for reason just to try and hurl insults makes you the bigger man then?
Flawless logic buddy

Also, cuck...are you 12?
Certainly seems it with these oh so cutting insults ;)
Riker 17 Nov, 2016 @ 9:32am 
Stalking me like this is only going to make people think you have feelings for me
Riker 14 Nov, 2016 @ 6:38pm 
Says the guy spamming the sliding attack on the Farron GS
None of my weapons have the hyperarmour to stand around and trade blows. So I have to use something fast to compensate
[D3AD] MaGGoT 14 Nov, 2016 @ 6:35pm 
Total trash at Dark Souls 3, -69/420 would not duel again
Barry Blueberry 13 Nov, 2016 @ 2:59pm 
Well, I parried you didnt I?
Jeanne 9 Nov, 2016 @ 2:07pm 
i have lost count of the times i rolled away when i parried someone...
gg :praisesun:
Riker 9 Nov, 2016 @ 2:05pm 
;_;
There was a bit of latency (Souls tradition) so I didnt even think Id hit the 1st one, hence why I rolled :D
GG though
Jeanne 9 Nov, 2016 @ 2:04pm 
bad luck on that parry, number one!
Juicebox 9 Nov, 2016 @ 4:10am 
Yeah, I wish Australia had Dark souls servers.
Riker 6 Nov, 2016 @ 3:40am 
1. What the hell is a "nu-male"?
2. Im far from fat ;)
3. Who the hell are you? Certainly not on my recent players list
Riker 5 Nov, 2016 @ 8:06pm 
I tryhard at Dark Souls? Funny really since none of my builds use anything remotely considered "tryhard" at all.
Feel free to keep making an ass of yourself here though. I really don't mind <3
Riker 5 Nov, 2016 @ 5:30pm 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Frakes#Personal_life
I think you will find that Riker is married with 2 children, therefore not gay :^)

Only jealous because you can't grow a beard. Shaving your dads balls and gluing the hair to your face doesn't count
BaldursGate3 GOTY. 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:00pm 
Are you upset because you invaded and i was cooping with my friend? and you died? Maybe be skillful enough to take on multipul opponents before invading and trying to ruin my experience then complaining when you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put in the dirt lmao.