hey Riker: you have Sonic The Hedgehog giftable copy in your inventory and i want it, could u trade it for something? I sent you a friend request. Thanks!

You're still a big mean willie!

fat ♥♥♥♥ bring the twitch back

Bro' ... BRO', u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ saved my life. On an old thread about Dark Souls 3 lost save files after a windows reboot, u made a comment like " look in your windows.old ", I WAS DESPERATE AND U SAVED ME AS IT WORKED, I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER ♥

Yo, there are people sharing illegal downloads in the Steam Workshop for the Sega Genesis Hub again. I've mentioned some offending uploads to the group disscusion.

Hey everyone, this person is a big mean willie!

gang bang :D

Sorry i dont even remember fighting you XD , nice screenshots though

Don't be salty, man! Gee-wiz... I beat you, no need to deride someone for using a weapon you don't like... you'd think, actually, that you'd perhaps consider trying it when I do have over 2,000 hours in the game, soundly whipped your ass, ALL with a weapon you don't like! "Hmm, maybe there's something to the straight sword, if HE'S using it," something like that.

Last week, I saw an internet celebrity at my local Wendy's in Florida - none other than Commander Riker

His order seemed to be made deliberately chaotic: changing his order at random after the server had wrote it down, sometimes mumbling, sometimes speaking loudly and quickly. He got very agitated when the person taking his order misheard parts of it. After he was done he changed everything again so the server had to write it all over again while he grinned at her.
Due to the confusion, I couldn't hear everything he got, but I did hear the end total - $74.29. It seemed like an awful lot of food for one person.
I rounded the corner in time to see Riker offering his debit card to the window, only to pull it away from the hand that tried to accept it. He then laughed hysterically, quickly said "Enjoy the food, ♥♥♥♥♥!" so it echoed through the parking lot adjacent to the building, peeled out and left the bags of food on the drivethru window's shelf, unpaid for.

what can i say im a pve scrub

may i interest you in a bag of kush my friend?

256 comments wtf :D and 614 games wow.

Why do people like you play Dark Souls and expect honor when you are interruping someone's game session? I don't mind getting invaded, but you best expect to deal with the risks and consequences as I wont play with honor in a souls game. Honor is for the dead, not the undead.

cheers brah

Nice background brah

Please dont cybe4 bully me :(

I'd suggest you getting a life is a more pressing issue than me "getting some friends" judging by your profile

Your group is bad. You only have 80+ members because of me inviting my friends. Git gud and get some friends. Your group is bad. Sad.

I was meaning to remove him ages ago but since that group is largely forgotten about since it served its purpose, I kept forgetting. So, yeah, he's gone since you reminded me

Thank you for taking my advice. I wasn't expecting that.

I know this comment is gonna get deleted but please kick that candra sick bastard from your group or i'm gonna call a raid upon your group. I have no tolerance to lolis or to those who watch child porn or that stuff

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 666 your A TRUE HOMIE

Jund fanboi? Nah, dudes a prick and so are you. GG scrub4lyfe

Nah, I just find you annoying at this point

I'll just block you. You're getting mildly irritating

If all you have to do is come to my profile and try to start ♥♥♥♥ then you lead quite a pathetic life :D

Aw, poor diddums. Sorry I beat you and made you salty! Better luck next time.

salty

Well you have the same IQ as a wall (although the wall could possibly spell better than you do), so knock yourself out buddy

Odds are, judging by your comments, I'm older than you

I'm far from upset :D
More entertained by just how childish you are

Funny seeing as how you don't actually know me. Feel free to keep projecting though

You sure do seem to love the word cuck don't you ;)

Purely out of morbid curiosity, who are you anyway?

*you're ;)
So, if what I'm gathering is correct, returning to my profile for reason just to try and hurl insults makes you the bigger man then?
Flawless logic buddy

Also, cuck...are you 12?
Certainly seems it with these oh so cutting insults ;)

Stalking me like this is only going to make people think you have feelings for me

Says the guy spamming the sliding attack on the Farron GS
None of my weapons have the hyperarmour to stand around and trade blows. So I have to use something fast to compensate

Total trash at Dark Souls 3, -69/420 would not duel again

Well, I parried you didnt I?

i have lost count of the times i rolled away when i parried someone...
gg

;_;
There was a bit of latency (Souls tradition) so I didnt even think Id hit the 1st one, hence why I rolled :D
GG though

bad luck on that parry, number one!

Yeah, I wish Australia had Dark souls servers.

1. What the hell is a "nu-male"?
2. Im far from fat ;)
3. Who the hell are you? Certainly not on my recent players list

I tryhard at Dark Souls? Funny really since none of my builds use anything remotely considered "tryhard" at all.
Feel free to keep making an ass of yourself here though. I really don't mind <3

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Frakes#Personal_life
I think you will find that Riker is married with 2 children, therefore not gay :^)

Only jealous because you can't grow a beard. Shaving your dads balls and gluing the hair to your face doesn't count

Are you upset because you invaded and i was cooping with my friend? and you died? Maybe be skillful enough to take on multipul opponents before invading and trying to ruin my experience then complaining when you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put in the dirt lmao.