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CloysterOyster

Cloyster

United States

Level

Mannifest Destiny

500 XP

An individual who enjoys usernames that rhyme with Pokemon.
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I am very videogamey. I am very epic and video game.

Ask your doctor before ingesting memes. Side effects may include vomiting, uncontrolable cringe, and loss of will to live.

Wise Wisdom:
Put the 'fun' in 'funeral'.
"I don't want to hear any crap about 'this is a factory', its a hot tub when I say it's a hot tub!"
"Why are you looking at my hand? Ignore the knife for a while. It is only polite to look people in the eye when you are talking to them"

You should buy a shovel, sturdy one. Get on a bus going far away. Get off it on the unfamiliar wilderness and go. Go forward and don't stop. Find a forest, but not a ordinary one. Find The Forest. The one where it all will start and end. Venture into the woods. You will encounter great darkness and greater fear. Embrace it. You will find a pond. Stop there and look around. Look around at the rotting and malicious world. Hear distant screams and wailing. Feel the pain, the sorrow, the rue, the inevitable. The End. Death. Take your shovel and hold it with pride. For you are to unchain yourself. Dig deep and dig fast. It will begin to rain. Dig steady until you reach the rock. Now beneath you is your ark. Embark it. Lay down and close your eyes. The rain will say his farewell. The mud will engulf you. The Forest will mourn you. The pain will set you free. Die buttmunch

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Me in real irl life

Biographical Information:

Full Name: Cloyster A. Oyster
Reason for name: Is a pokeman called oyster
Nickname: Bigg Chungus Among Us
Reason for nickname: his mother used to call him that before she died
Age: 500 but appears 15
Sex: male
Gender: beta male
Place of Birth: Ohio
Birthday: 06-09-20
Currently living in: Pen Island, Nunavut, Canada
Species/Race: gray-blue colored skin
Ethnicity: gray-blue
Blood Type: L
Occupation: angry bird
Sexual Orientation: northwest
Social Status: homeless
Relationship Status: open relation
Status: ok

Appearance

Body Build: normal and legal
Height: normal and legal
Weight: normal and legal
Skin colour: grey-blue
Hair style: Preppy
Hair colour: grey
Eye colour: heterochromatic because he's a vampire
Distinguishing Features: normal and legal
Preferred Clothing: nude(legal)
Accessories: 2 belts, scarf, steampunk goggles

Health

General health: strong and normal(from exercises)
Posture: round
Any physical illnesses?: osteoporosis
Any mental illnesses?: crippling depression
Take drugs?: yes
Smoke?: what?

Mental/Emotional State

Archetype: quirky
Mental age: 500
Act before thinking/Think before acting?: 🤔
Emotion-wise, generally: vibin

Conversation

Way of speaking: millenial
Common conversation starter: "Despacito..."
Swears?: legally can not swear
Made-up words?: guccin't
Made-up language?: danish

Likes/Dislikes
Likes: cuddles, friends
Dislikes: bullies, teachers

Hobbies
Doin your mom

Habits
Listening to gucci gang

Strengths/Weaknesses

Strengths: Diamond sword from minecraft
Weakness: infinity gauntlet, bigg chungus

Skills/Abilities

Can sometimes say the "h*ll" word when his teacher isn't looking

Education/Intelligence

Education: doesnt go to school
IQ: 9000
EQ: 9000

Secrets

Won't tell ;3

Fears

Being alone

Dreams/Goals

I want to be an astronaut

Views/Opinions on...

Government: trump bad
Religion: reddit
Economy: bad
Technology: good

Favourites

Food: you
Drink: gamer-ade
Colour: blue
Animal: fox
Number: 6 and 9 you won't get it it's an inside joke in our class
Holiday: i dont like holidays because i cant see addie mcallister at school
Season: winter
Time of day: midnight
Thing to watch: dad's secret dvd
Movie: joker 2019
Show: big bang theory
Type of art: furriesss
Genre of music: emo/scene
Genre of literature: i hate reading
Genre of shows: i like horror because they are like me
Genre of movies: joker movies

History

no one understands cloyster so your character wont understand either but he is an ancient vampire that looks normal but is actually very strong

Personality

he is nice and friendly and hates bullies but dont make him angry he will kill you and call you a n
oob

Relationships

Family: none
Love interest: open
Friends/Allies: greg heffley, chirag gupta, rowley jefferson
Enemies: all the girls in my school except addie mcallister

Quotes

"the worst kind of sad is not being able to explain why"
“I got SWAG. Styling While A Gamer”

Trivia

do rp with me to find out send me a message but let me tell you you don't want to get on cloyster's bad side......

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