Recent reviews by ZomB Turtles

Donkey Revolution!!!!

This game honestly blew my mind. I caught myself sitting here for 10+ hours after getting into the lore. I have never felt more attached to video game characters. Instantly became one of my favorite games.

Didn't know what to expect going in. Honestly, its better that way!|

Its a short game, but its fun and rather challenging at times. I have no idea whats going on, but babys gotta eat!

I have so many questions. Why was there a tutorial? The game takes 10 minutes to "beat". Why am I 2 feet tall? What sort of house traps midgets? Why is the baby a giant? Why is Momo here? Why was the chicken on the table largers than your character?

This game was first advertised with the wrong tags. It took a heck of a beating from ratings. But this game was released early to streamers, there was a demo, and plenty of gameplay footage at E3. People should have known exactly what they were buying, instead of blindly following trends.

The game is great with friends. I played for 1.5 hours solo, and it was alright while I learned. When i joined up with 1 friend, it turned into an AMAZING experience. Does it need balancing for solo play? Absolutely, but that doesnt warrant review bombing the game because your favorite streamer didnt look into the game first and feels ripped off.

8/10 game with potential to be much better with simple updates. Play it with friends, add in cordination, and you'll feel like Ragnar himself.

THE CLAPPENING

I've never been afraid of a clap in my life. Well thats changed.

Note: This game is very short, and probably an intro/prologue to a longer game. It sets up for a great story with an interesting concept. Very eldritch horror like. People saying this is too short need to understand that this isn't a full game, it was listed on itch.io for awhile and has come to steam. Hopefully we can get enough attention for a full game.

For it being made by such a small team, it honestly had some really good and interesting scares.

With E3 and other expo's cancelled, this is an amazing and pretty unique idea for showcasing their upcoming releases. Super interactive, and i actually ended up watching all the trailers. I bought the entire Shadow Warrior collection after watching the trailer for it, so I say it did its job. Carrion and Weird West look awesome and most likely will be getting those as well.

I cannot stress this enough, they did an amazing job with this expo. I had a blast shooting security drones with T-shirts. I hope to see more of these interactive expos as time goes on!

After having 300+ hours on mobile for Soda Dungeon 1 and testing 2 on mobile, this is a great game! All microtransactions are completely optional because you can eventually purchase them with in game currency.

New great game, same great feel. Can't wait to see future updates!

Game was interesting. Don't get me wrong, its got great graphics. I played all the way up until i beat the first shard (40 levels). That being said, you lose everything except your weapons (which you cant upgrade because you gain money at the rate of a lvl 1). All your candles (reincarnation points), all your upgrades purchased with those (that specifically state you keep between reincarnations). You literally start on Shard 2, at lvl 1, doing 2 damage. You don't get a boost to strength or anything.

This is what broke me. Literally uninstalled as soon as i found this out. The thing that almost broke me was there are only 2 viable builds to beat the shard. The best being 7 points into strength for March and Mask of Fire, and the rest into Magic for Magic Amplification. Dump all points into Magic Amplification and you'll breeze through it, i took my March to 30 minutes because i'm lazy and had no issues. Once i found this build, i beat the shard in about 3 hours. Every other build, besides the active rage build, is useless as it doesn't do enough damage to keep up.

I get its early access, but come on.

The first review I saw was in Chinese. I went to google translate to see why. Google gave me this, "The feel of the gun is really too embarrassing, Scorpio!"

Fair enough Google, message received. I've played some REALLY bad FPS games where the handling of weapons wasn't the best part... This definitely blows all of those out of the water. This is by far the WORST game in general i've played of the category. I would normally chalk it up to EA, and it just being buggy. But this is a clear cash grab. I played 6 minutes of it. To the first Chinese reviewer I salute you for making it to .2 hours, you doubled my time.