Faith Kennedy's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 5:29pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:55pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 11:59am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2015 @ 4:38pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 5:13pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:27pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:41pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:33pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 10:13am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 11:04am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:38am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 5:59pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 12:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 3:07pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:47pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 5:51pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:10pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:00pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:32pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:02am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 5:59pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 7:34pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 7:06pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 7:00pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2014 @ 11:04am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 5:41pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 11:53am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 5:47pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2015 @ 7:59pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2015 @ 3:01pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:09pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2014 @ 5:20pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 22 Jun, 2014 @ 10:42pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2014 @ 2:05pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:26pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 25 Jun, 2014 @ 11:38am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 10:52am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 12:09pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 1:20pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 7:26pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 4:06pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 11:55pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2016 @ 11:47am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2016 @ 11:08am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 15 Feb, 2016 @ 2:47pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2016 @ 6:45pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 4:29pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 23 Apr, 2016 @ 4:56pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

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