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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 17:29

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 18:55

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 11:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Odblokowano: 5 lipca 2015 o 16:38

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 17:13

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 12:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 18:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 22:33

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2014 o 10:13

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2014 o 11:04

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 11:38

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2014 o 17:59

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2014 o 12:05

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2015 o 15:07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Odblokowano: 6 lutego 2015 o 13:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 18:47

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 17:51

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 12:34

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 12:10

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 22:00

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 22:32

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 11:02

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2014 o 17:59

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 19:34

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 19:06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 19:00

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Odblokowano: 24 czerwca 2014 o 11:04

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2015 o 17:41

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 18:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 12:52

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 11:53

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 17:47

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Odblokowano: 12 lipca 2015 o 19:59

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Odblokowano: 5 lutego 2015 o 15:01

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 22:09

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Odblokowano: 7 lipca 2014 o 17:20

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Odblokowano: 22 czerwca 2014 o 22:42

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Odblokowano: 23 czerwca 2014 o 14:05

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Odblokowano: 18 czerwca 2015 o 16:26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Odblokowano: 1 grudnia 2021 o 12:25

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Odblokowano: 25 czerwca 2014 o 11:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2016 o 10:52

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2016 o 12:09

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Odblokowano: 11 lutego 2016 o 13:20

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Odblokowano: 11 lutego 2016 o 19:26

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2016 o 16:06

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Odblokowano: 14 sierpnia 2016 o 23:55

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Odblokowano: 10 lutego 2016 o 11:47

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Odblokowano: 11 lutego 2016 o 11:08

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Odblokowano: 15 lutego 2016 o 14:47

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Odblokowano: 12 lutego 2016 o 18:45

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Odblokowano: 15 sierpnia 2016 o 16:29

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Odblokowano: 23 kwietnia 2016 o 16:56



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
24 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
27 / 30
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