ok ok wallah im sorry

I ain't reading all that, I'm happy for you, or sorry it happened to you

Witness, if you dare, the cosmic catastrophe that is Space Cowboy’s Dead by Daylight gameplay, a performance so tragic, it defies the laws of human incompetence. His survivors scatter like cockroaches not from the Killer, but from him, their so-called teammate, who’s more likely to unhook a totem than an actual player, and when he does manage a rescue, it's only to deliver his comrades straight into the killer’s arms like a sacrificial offering. Every chase he enters ends in a breathtakingly immediate collapse tripping over imaginary debris, vaulting into walls, and teabagging the killer. Generators remain untouched, perks unused, and pallets dropped with the timing of a Shakespearean tragedy. The Entity itself weeps when Space Cowboy queues up. Space Cowboy, the only plan here is for you to get good or better yet, uninstall Dead by Daylight and install Minecraft instead, where the worst you can do is dig straight down and even that would be an upgrade.

+rep faye lover

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+rep funny zarina