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Recent reviews by Chonkems

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2 people found this review helpful
20.6 hrs on record
It's Snake Eater on PC. Delta'll probably be a smoother, more streamlined experience, but this is the greatest way to experience Subsistence.
Posted 6 September.
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93.6 hrs on record (93.1 hrs at review time)
A game so good I lie awake at night thinking about the loose ends it left untied.
Posted 6 September. Last edited 6 September.
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46 people found this review helpful
17 people found this review funny
2.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is not worth $14 CAD.

It's clunky, buggy, and downright annoying to play.
The AI is terrible, and will shoot you through walls even after you cut the power.
The movement is bad.
The gunplay is awful.
The dog mechanics feel tacked on without any amount of care.
The maps are bland and, quite frankly, terrible to play.

Just get R6 Vegas 2, SWAT 4, or even Ground Branch.
Posted 12 August.
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4 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
In it's current state, it's just too odd and janky for me to personally enjoy, I'm sure others will like it far more.
Posted 21 May.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
87.8 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
MY LEGS ARE GONE, BUT DEMOCRACY STILL LOVES ME!
Posted 29 March.
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15.3 hrs on record
This game changed me as a person.
I don't think I'll ever feel whole again after completing ARTIFACT.
It just leaves me wanting more, but knowing even less than I did.

I cannot recommend this game enough to anyone who likes the old RE or Silent Hill games. It's a great experience on both Steam Deck and PC.
Posted 6 February. Last edited 24 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I stole several people, including a man who sells me animals. 11/10.
Posted 21 January.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.8 hrs on record (26.4 hrs at review time)
"OSHA? I hardly know 'er!" - Concordance Extraction Corporation, 2446.
Posted 8 January.
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23.5 hrs on record (22.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This is the kind of game where dying makes you laugh your ass off, because it's usually your own fault.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
very good so far.

multiplayer lobbies mostly devolve into (possibly unironically) gay discussions.
Posted 9 April, 2023.
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