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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 1:00am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:34pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 9:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:50pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 1:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:54am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 9:48am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:10pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:13pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec @ 3:32am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:05am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 1:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 3:16am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:09am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:27am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:09pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:27pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:32am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:24am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:27pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:21am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 9:21am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 9:33am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 9:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:22pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:25pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 9:03pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:15pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 7:22am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:10am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:34pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:15pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:42am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:26pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:37pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:59pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 11:34am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 7:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:17pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:15pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 2:52pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 10:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 11:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:37am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:59pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 7:01pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 7:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 27 Nov @ 6:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 11:38am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:51pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:02am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 6:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:36pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:50pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:40am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:15pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:36pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 May @ 9:25pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:33am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:07pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 2:09pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 8:20am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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