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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:51am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:31pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 4:23pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:43pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:43pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:17pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:09pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:29am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:45am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:38am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:25am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:27am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 2:42am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 6:14pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 6:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:58am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:13pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:40am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:18pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:53am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:45am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:10am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 1:18pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:27am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:22pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:17pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 10:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:34pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:37am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:04am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:10am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:54am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:35am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:58am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 7:17pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:55am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:28pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:31pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:01pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:20pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:51pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:23am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:40am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 9:21pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 2:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 4:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:58am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:38pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:54pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:27pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:57pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 11:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:17am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:05pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:13am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:27am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:13am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:38pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:11pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 12:11pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:48pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 3:06pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:48pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:32am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 6:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:00pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:00am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 7:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 10:03pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:47am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 9:00am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 8:56am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:48am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:36am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:15pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 5:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:07pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:47am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 1:59pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:23am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 7:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 7:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:39am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:12am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:00am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:11am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:23am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:25am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 2:47pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:01pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:05pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 6:57pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 6:57pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:48am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:00am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:22am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 11:06am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:18pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:16am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:49pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:32pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:20pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:30pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:30pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:30pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 4:15am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 4:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:31am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 1:49pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 10:55am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:37am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:05pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:05am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 2:00pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:19am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 7:57pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:52am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:11am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:25am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:26am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:15pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:02am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:22pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:14pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:14pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:24pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:33pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:56pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 1:18pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:20pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:33pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:38pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:51pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:51am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:06pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:40pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:33pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:01pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:13pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 12:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:22pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 10:02am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:22pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:13pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:14pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:33pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:30pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:09pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:20pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:20pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:38pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:07pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:21am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:33pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:08pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:33pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 10:24am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:24pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:58pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:38pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 1:59pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:07pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:18am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 7:39pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:34pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:38pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:58pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:32pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:30pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:51pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 10:01pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:57pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:45pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:15pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:58pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:16am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 11:01am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:24pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 4:22pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:18pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 5:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:48pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:58pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:18pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:09pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 9:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:33pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:32pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:08pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:21pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:26pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:53pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:09pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:50pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 2:18pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 10:04am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:17pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 11:00pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 11:01pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 1:59pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:17pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 9:58am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 7:16pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 7:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 6:48am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:58pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:38pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:47pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 11:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 2:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:21pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:21pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:54pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 7:21pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 8:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 6:47pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 9:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 9:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:33pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:58pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:43pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:05pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 8:17am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 1:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 9:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 9:29pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:13pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 9:27pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 6:27am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 8:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:21pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 7:25pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:55pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 6:55pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:34pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 4:17am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked