Chiaros's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:06pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:47am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:25am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 8:49am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:06am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:38am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:38am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 10:00am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:30am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 9:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:23am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:23pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:31am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 7:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:25am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:50pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2024 @ 7:37am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:10am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:34am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:03am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:51am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:10pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:53am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:53am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 3:42pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:57am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:50am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:24am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:05am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:45am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:01am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:06am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:55am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:48am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:58am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:49am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:46am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:46am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:27am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2024 @ 12:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:10pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:57am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:01am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:00pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:37am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:49am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:04am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:35am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:14am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:21am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:12am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 4:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:55am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 3:28am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 11:54am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:56am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:27am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 10:59pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16am