Recent reviews by ؘ⁧⁧Chronobyte

This game allows you to join a guild that exists only to kill any human who dares to go on a walk in forest.
Leader of said guild is a cat with crippling obesity
10/10

Dave the diver is a game I didn't know I needed.
In life filled with work, social events and all that other things extroverts do, limited time for gaming is frequent occurrence, so obviously, feeling of not doing anything significant in game feels bad.

Then comes Dave the Diver, where every single dive feels significant, or at least non insignificant, there's no rush, no pressure, just simple relaxing fun diving and fishing. And sometimes it's all you need.

I was waiting for this game since the very moment I saw the announcement trailer; did it deliver?

Yes, yes, so much YES!

First things first, a lot of mechanics are very clearly based how they were in Dead Cells, so if you played that you'll quickly get the gist of how merchants, weapon modifiers and all that stuff goes.

The combat is fast paced and engaging, enemy attacks are well telegraphed and fun to dodge perfectly.
Envoirments are gorgerous and zooming through them using dash is a blast.
Artstyle of course will always be subjective, in my opinion it's nice but I get why people may not like it.
What I am sure of is that nearly everyone will argue that soundtrack goes sooo hard, especially Golem Gardens. That track is so good.

Only problem I have is that currently (Release 1.0 version) the game seems entirely tuned for multiplayer (which granted; is one of main selling points) especially the bosses, I feel like they could be made just a biiiit weaker, so that solo players have a bit easier time.

But overall do I reccomend the game? Hell yeah I do.
If I have to compare the game to something I'd say it's a blend between Dead Cells and Hades, if you played those you'll definitely like windblown, and if you didn't play rougelikes before, I think still, you won't be dissapointed

It's all ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles until Black Ops wizard casts USAS-12 with a drum magazine, then it's ♥♥♥♥♥ in pants

Springtrap having sex with your mom is now canon.

This game needs to be more popular so that more furry artists discover it and draw Goumang r34

"Oh, a new Cyberpunk content, neat! :D"
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"And now I'm depressed"

Similar thing happened to my buddy Jessie once.

I am pretty sure this game is just a retelling of a particularly nasty trip the devs had after getting pot from gas station

Weak aura: I need to play carefully and don't take unnecessary risks to succeed.

Strong aura:
♥♥♥♥ it we Shrine of moutain
♥♥♥♥ it we Shrine of moutain
♥♥♥♥ it we Shrine of moutain