Recent reviews by Based Pog

After my 20th death I immediately uninstalled this masochistic bullet hell orgy of a game. This game is so unnecessarily difficult and is severely overpriced for looking like a glorified mobile game. oH jUsT gEt gOoD, no i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play games to punish myself by replaying the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ levels over and over again I play games to escape the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and hardships of life. You know a little concept called "fun." I know the fedora-wearing bastards who made this game have never heard of this concept. I downloaded this game because it looked fun, but it will make you clinically depressed. You need to have advanced autism just to care enough to learn the enemy patterns and even then you will get sodomized by the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bosses that will spray endless walls of unavoidable bullets. You have 2 chances to cancel all bullets for a brief second but its still useless. You'll enter some rooms that are smaller than an airplane bathroom that is packed with 15 enemies making it impossible to dodge. Sure you'll survive but now you have only half a heart left and it would be easier to restart the game than waste your time making it to the boss because you'll just die anyway. I shouldn't have to replay the same first floor 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ times. It's not quirky, it's not rewarding, it's not fun. Yet another indie game that is overly difficult and needs to be replayed over and over in order to compensate for a lack of a compelling story, content, or fleshed out progression system. Yes i'm spiteful because I know I probably won't be getting my 15 bucks or 2 hours of my life back.