Uhm... I love cats, uhm... I just... Sorry, I'm getting emotional. I love cats, uhm... I love every kind of cat... sorry, I just... I really love cats and I just wanna hug all of them but I can't cause that's crazy, I can't hug every cat, but I just want to, I want to, I want to. Uhm... I'm sorry, I just... . Anytime I hear "cat", I just... I love cats and... ooh, problem's I thought I wouldn't cry. Uhm... so anyway, I am a cat lover, uhm... and I love to run... I'm sorry, I'm thinking about cats again. I just... I think about how many don't have a home and how I should have them and how cute they are and how their ears and their whiskers and their nose... I just love them and I want them, and I want them in a basket and I want little bow ties. I want them to be on a rainbow and just in my bed and I just want a house full of them and I just wanna us to roll around. I can't, I jus-... I can't.

I'm the human equivalent of a participation trophy.