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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:05am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 1:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 5:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:33pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:59pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:19am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:28pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 1:01am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 8:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:05am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:19am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 9:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:17am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:13am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:32am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:52am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:56am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 6:31am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:26pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:44am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:19am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:19am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:19am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:17am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 12:10am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:05am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:45am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 11:06am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 6:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 9:31am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:54am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 10:14pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 9:23am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 3:42am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:10pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 8:32am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:07pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:12am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:35am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:08pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 10:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:15am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 1:15am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:17pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:10am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 8:21pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 6:31am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:42pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:34am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:19am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:30pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:31pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:04pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:31pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:40pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 11:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:39pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:22am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 8:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:47am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:53am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 5:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 7:17am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 10:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 9:56pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 8:55pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:04pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:50pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:03pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:55pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:29am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 10:28pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:32am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:00pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:44pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 3:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:30pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 4:53am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:02pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:09am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2024 @ 11:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:08am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:45pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 9:17am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 3:42am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 5:26am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 5:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 5:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:25am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:23pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:25am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 12:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:46am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:20am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:28pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:30am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 1:27am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 6:30pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:55am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:49am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 5:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:38am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:13am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:13am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:21am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:50pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 5:26am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 8:55pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:56am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:59am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 1:33am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 2:18am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:12am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 8:11am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:52am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:53am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:20am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:47pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:54am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:50pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 8:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 11:28pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:35pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 11:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:46am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:46am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:35am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:21pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:20am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 5:19am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:25pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:50pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 11:34pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 9:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2024 @ 12:05am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:40pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 9:11pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2024 @ 6:34pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:35am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:20am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:53pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 6:48am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:54am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:22pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 4:34am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:15am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:31pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 4:49pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 5:52pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 7:13am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:23pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:19am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 10:52am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:27pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:37am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:38am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 8:28am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 3:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 2:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 4:21pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 9:08pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:33am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:45am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 12:13am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 5:13am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 4:34am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:25pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 5:04pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 9:06pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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