Recent reviews by Sentre

Zack Snyder's Amos Moses

The guards must be crazy, because the so-called "tactical advantage" doesn't seem to register to any of the guards. Either they're all asexual or Konami was being Konami.
It looks nice, though, and it's less creepy to wear than The Boss uniform. Get it for your favorite femme fatale if you've got a dollar lying around.

Picard never had to deal with this ♥♥♥♥.

I cheated the Broken Lords out of their entire Dust supply with some Adamantium. Like, 20 of it. Cool/Yes

This is the video game equivilent of staring up at the sky and wondering your position in the universe, only to discover that you mean absolutely nothing unless you work for it.
Except here, there's a 90% chance you'll get sniped by some invisible asshat while you stare at the sky like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This game was too radical. Crashed several times.
Deploying Streetshark.exe

Blood Bowl is like Rugby with less violence. It's a bloody sport of fury, hilarity, and smashed limbs. Sometimes the dice go your way, like smashing a Kroxigor's hand and crippling your enemies strategy. Or some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the stands throws a rock and kills one of your players
It's a game built for the gambling man.
Nuffle save you if you think that move was worth it.

Let it be known that, in my hands, J.C. Denton attempted his first mission with two broken legs. "Attempted".

Some handy steps:
1. Pick Clover.
2. Equip the Flamethrower, Molotovs, and any knife.
3. Add a Judge revolver with AP rounds
You are now a Sister of Battle

Honestly, if you can contend with long wait times for anything that isn't Team Deathmatch, you'll have a lot of fun playing this. Great places to fight in, gameplay is fast and fun, and the gadgets help bring some variety in an otherwise average shooter.
Alright game, just get some people to play with. And machinegun is best gun.