Recent reviews by 1st Captain Forrix

A very tight, very relaxing game of balancing a very tight economy. I'm hoping the devs stick with it for a long time, this has such great potential.

Campaign is fine, multiplayer consists of only the sweatiest of sweatlords

If you're looking for a good vanilla Dawn of War, this isn't it. Go back to Dark Crusade.

If you're ok with modding, get Ultimate Apocalypse and enjoy the hilariously overblown combat of thousands of units

I streamed this to my friends.

This is classic Ace Combat for modern machinery. Everything from the control scheme down to some of the voice lines (DIE YOU S.O.B.) all send me right back

It's honestly incredible that people played Skaven without Rattling Guns or Jezzails. They're such an important part of my army formations that I genuinely can't imagine fighting with only sling infantry.

An absolute must-have for any Skaven player, can't speak on the Lizardmen side because I like winning the games I play.

Everything from anime tiddies to some really pretty art. Very nice for the price

All the best parts of hilariously awful japanese-to-english translations combined with a really fun shooting mechanics. Really fun with friends

No, my colonists didn't use blunt weaponry for the express purpose of capturing the enemy.
No, they didn't harvest their organs to sell for fat stacks.
No, we absolutely didn't mass produce yayo.
No, we didn't use flamethrowers as a means of controlling the local alphabeaver population.
No, I would never sanction the use of psychic weaponry salvaged from alien dens to mentally destroy pirates.
No, we didn't start a massive slave camp to act as an army to fight off a mech-cluster
Wh...Where did you hear these ridiculous stories?

Not as clunky and generally bad as DS2 and not as painful as DS1. Honestly if you're new to the Souls games this is where you should start.