Recent reviews by Mercenary_lol

ладно, я прохой отзыв оставлять не буду, но просто оставлю это здесь:

в россии ты ♥♥♥ поиграешь, войс на костылях работает, туториала тут тебе не предоставляется, и хер ты ещё человека найдёшь который тебе поможет разобраться. Английский тут обязателен, ведь 70% игроков на нём херачат, и без базовых знаний ты помираешь как муха

kick people
piss on people
use cats in illegal way
hog catnip and some smoke for yourself
probably commit some war crimes and leave scott-free

5 severed heads for football out of 5

Kinda cool and stuff. Personally like the way swinging movement.

I do want to say to you, the guy who'll look here and consider buying this game. If you're an ADHD guy wanting everything to shine and pop, just walk away.

This game is about socialisation and fishing. Perferrably both.
As of writing this, i found a nice australian guy who's really nice to just talk soul-to-soul with. No arguments, no nothing. Even Mature tag in server browser is damn obsolete i tell you!

So yeah, thanks for reading my long-ass review of this game. I hope you'll have a good day.


And developer, if you can read this: This game has big potential. Don't drop it over some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think their opinions are bigger than the rest of society's. You have a small community, and while you have it, you should appreciate it. Do not be afraid to tell us your situation, most of us will understand. (what the hell im even writing tho)

Ещё более костыльный но крутой в плане арта и механик Хотлайн Маями.

Хорошо что я взял эту игру на раздаче, за такой багованный слоп даже деньги жалко отдавать.

a sloppy gamejam game turning into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roguelike is something world wants to see

Моддинг закрыт под пэйволлом.
Ну а так норм рогалик.

Look, the aim traines SHOULD NOT have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ triple-A graphics. Neither it should have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paywalls you can't find the workaround of.
I personally tried this for TF2, but even workshop ain't no helping me good. I'm no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ femboy to run here just cause Valorant, give me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TF2.

1 IT'S FREEEE -Roblox online commercial
2 It's fun enough i guess
3 if you can find the secrets lying here, it WILL be hard

Edit 1: certain secret character's third attack in 2nd phase is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ as unbalanced, you can't even see him going in your direction as you're already goomba-stomped

1 Hour: Finding community servers cause you're already bored of campaign
2 Hour: Learning how completly new mechnics work on one of those
3 Hour: Still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die in one hit

10 tanks out of 10