Caligula
Ca-Li-Gu-La   Iowa, United States
 
 
Hello. I exist. Please dont mind my existence.

Not gonna trade my items so dont ask for them please.

Currently failing miserably in college, god help me, why do i gotta take 40 Algebra classes for a History degree.

You prolly don't need to know anything more about me or my irl hellscape called "living", my online life stuff is actually tolerable so far.

Currently Offline
Brody 13 Oct, 2022 @ 11:26am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smooth-bore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Atreus 19 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05am 
+rep
Nice guy :---3
Blumbo #FixTF2 14 Feb, 2021 @ 10:07am 
+rep.
Yes
James the Avali 21 May, 2020 @ 4:05pm 
+rep fun person to game with, and a great person!
Jakkal_ 21 Oct, 2019 @ 3:00am 
Perhaps then chief only one could imagine what darkness treads in a furrys mind... ^~^
Caligula 20 Oct, 2019 @ 5:27pm 
no,im a furry. name's the same,but not much else.

...well,mabye the insanity stuff,possibly. but that's all.

...and the somewhat common lustfulness but again that's all!