CAHCTUS's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:29pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:10pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:22am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:25pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:20pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:34am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:15pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:17pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:25pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:42pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 2:19am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:37pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:43pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:16pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:44pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:30pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:21pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:32am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:15pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:01pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:18pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:51pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:02pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:33pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:41pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:40am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:32pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:21am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:51pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:52pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 7:57pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:30pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:13pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:31pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:48pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:09pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:41am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:43pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:39am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:30pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:45pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:24am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:45pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:34pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:29pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 11:02am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:07pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:16pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:05pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:50pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:46am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:22pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:02pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:07am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:38pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:50pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:00pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:35pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:02am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:32am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:56am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:16pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:53am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:18am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:25pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:47pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:04am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:04am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:08pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:13pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:20pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:58pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 1:02pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:37pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:29pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:31pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:47pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 12:39am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 12:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 1:35am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 8:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:07am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:03am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:15am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:02pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:51pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:51pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:21pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 2:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:57pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:03pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:06pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:14pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:49pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:39am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:33pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:47pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:25pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:22am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:31pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:40pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:02am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:22pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:05pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:10am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 3:25pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 6:46pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:18pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:27pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:02am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:17pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:34pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:19pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:00pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:26pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:19am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:22am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:11pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:58pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:24pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:53pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:00am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:32pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:38am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:36pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 8:41pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:59am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:51pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:59am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:21pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:55pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:11pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:59pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:21pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:22pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:56pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:44pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:04pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:07pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:11pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:44pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:34am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:52pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:03pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:12pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:04pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:20pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:11pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:17pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:17pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:54pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:44pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:08pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:28pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:54pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:21pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:59pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:09pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:30pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:57pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:31pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:51pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:02am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:13pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:54pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:54pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:54pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:39am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:26pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:00pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:14am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:58am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:23pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 10:43am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:00pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 3:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:20pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:17pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 9:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:43pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:52am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:59pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:25pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:07pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:31pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 9:47pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:05pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:46pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:01pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:17pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:24pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:11pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:07am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:40pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:13am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:53pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:59pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:38am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:15pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 12:00am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:01pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:19am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:38pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 9:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:11am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:23am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:22pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:21pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:54pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:58pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:19pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:50am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:18pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:39am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:28pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:16pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:06pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:58pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:59am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:55pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:14pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 9:24pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:53pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:39am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 6:14pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:50pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:15pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 10:01pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:53pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:46am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:36pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 5:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:00pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:07pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:38am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:58am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:51pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:14pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:56pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:37pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 10:17pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 19 Jan @ 11:33pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:11am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:24am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:01pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 7:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:25pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 5:25pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:37pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 1:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:39pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:12pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:01pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:03am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:10am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:18pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:42am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:09pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 6:17pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 9:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:36am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 8:37pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:36am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 1:33am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:34pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:48am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:51pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 2:02am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 4:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:21pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 6:43pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 10:25pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:07am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:38am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:35pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:00pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:57pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:15am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:07am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:56am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 4:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:20pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 12:41am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 1:10am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 8:24pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 10:40pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Jan @ 1:14am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:57pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:55pm