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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
A friend of mine was part of making this student game so I figured I'd play it, and I was very suprised with the quality and feel of it.
The platforming feels good once you get into the "flow" and the combat feels responsive.
Generally speaking one of the better student games i've played, would recommend!
Posted 22 April, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
591.1 hrs on record (492.6 hrs at review time)
4th best selling game beaten only by Tetris, Wii Sports, and Minecraft, however, according to Take Two's CEO, it hasn't made them enough money, even though they sell ridiculous amounts of microtransaction skip-the-grind shark cards with horrible value since they've ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their multiplayer's economy.

They've killed the backbone of GTA Modding. They've sent a cease-and-desist notice to OpenIV, essentially removing ~90% of mods from GTA. Why? Because ♥♥♥♥ you.

♥♥♥♥ TakeTwo, this is NOT okay.
Posted 15 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.1 hrs on record (41.6 hrs at review time)
It's Skyrim with updated Graphics, more room for mods, and functional alt-tabbing.
It's just as addicting and just as fun.
There's no new quests etc.

I got it for free since I owned the non-special edition with all the DLCs, it might not be worth 40EU.
It's a little expensive for a rehash, but it's fun & good game nonetheless.
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,113.4 hrs on record (43.7 hrs at review time)
It is currently 04:53 in the morning, I have to get up for school at 06:00.
I have just lost another game.
I had been playing since 18:00.
I still do not understand a lot of this game's systems.
I feel an incredible amount of regret for losing this round.
I am thinking of ways I could've won, and realise I made stupid mistakes.
I knew I was going to lose for the last 20 minutes of the game, and could not change the outcome.
This is not the first time this has happened.

I recommend buying this game if this sounds like a good night to you, if you do, RIP your free time & sleeping schedule.

(Also ♥♥♥♥ Ghandi, Casimir, Montezuma, Ramasses, Bismarck, Genghis Khan, and Catherine, you guys are pricks.)
Posted 7 January, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.3 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
I'd write a review but I'm too busy defending idiots that got the VIP role.

Pretty good game, Don't buy it if you can't handle losing / learning though.
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
46.1 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Would be a great game if it didn't run at 1 frame per lightyear unless it's set to cave-painting graphics.
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.4 hrs on record
didnt buy it but i r8 8/8
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
351.9 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
I don't even own this game but I can write a review so I've got that going for me.
Posted 31 March, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
175.9 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I built a Space Ship and crashed it into some other guy's spaceship and our spaceship debris hit some people's space station wich don't move but we broke a bit off and that killed a player that just respawned in the med bay and he flew off and hit an asteroid, then I got vote kicked.

10/10.
Posted 24 February, 2015.
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3,346.7 hrs on record (3,298.2 hrs at review time)
Editing an over 10 year old positive review into a negative one is kind of sad.
Since the release of CS2 Valve has begun to treat the players like ATM's and while it's not really represented in the numbers, it feels like the game is starting a death spiral.

In CSGO, updates were slow, but they came with content most of the time. Operations, new maps, new gamemodes, etc.
In CS2, updates have been close to non existant and they often miss the mark, adding useless features, reducing performance massively, or add an $80 gambling operation, that does not even mention the biggest problems this game has, being Valve's disregard for it.

The game has very high player numbers, but all of it's players know it is (partially) kept high by smurfs, case farming bots that often take over entire Valve-servers, and/or cheaters. None which Valve seems to really know how to combat.
I've played CS for over 10 years now and have built up hundreds of friends that I met through the game, but almost none of these friends still play CS2.

The gameplay is still fun, but there are many little things that will start to annoy you over time, which when combined with how Valve does not communicate/update often, will eventually beat your enjoyment out of the game.
Then combine this with the love Valve shows towards other games like Deadlock makes it feel like CS is headed towards a TF2-like death spiral.
It's super sad and disheartening knowing how many hours I've spent on the game, I would not recommend starting it unless you are already "in it".
Posted 12 February, 2014. Last edited 3 October, 2024.
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