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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:50pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:05pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:55am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:55am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:35pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:56pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:35pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:31am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:49pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:55am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:31pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:36am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:09pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:37pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:32am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:35pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:02pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:48pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:02pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:19pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:54am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:05am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:01am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:27am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:53pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:54am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:23am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:37pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:28am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:47am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:46pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:07pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:31am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 5:34am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 8:40am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:20am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:03pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:43am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:08pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:09pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:25pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:26am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:55am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:16pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:17pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:04pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:22pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 5:31pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:03pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:22pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:56pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:36am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:57pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:15pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:35pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:20pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:17am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:39am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:58am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 10:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:57am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:06pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:09pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:23am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:23am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 8:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:51pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:01pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:07am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:57pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:32am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:18am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:32am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:48am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:58pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:35pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:03pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:04pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:27am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:50am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:05am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:15pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:05pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:49pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:59am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:54am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:40am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:48am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:47am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:04am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:43am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:21am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:45pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:00pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:34pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:06pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:04pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:04pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:38am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:11am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:51am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:20am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:55am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:58pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:51pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:48am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:50am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:03pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 4:59am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:28pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:03pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:19pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:56pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:17am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:01pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:51am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:09am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:57am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:22pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:06pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:37am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:51am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 9:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:21pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:28am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:36am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:11am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 5:32am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:39am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:06pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:27am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:32am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:50am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:44pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:31am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:42am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:52am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:57am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:23am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:18pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:45pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:37am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:47pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:00pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:47am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:41am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 9:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:03pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:25am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 3:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:39pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 8:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:10am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:19am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 9:17am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:46am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:36am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:11am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 2:44pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:17pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:43am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:25am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:17pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:23pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 5:36am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 9:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:12pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:14pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:38pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:21pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:25pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 7:31am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:49am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:26am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:17pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:27pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:58am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:12am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 5:57pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:17pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:43am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:38pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:33am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:14am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 8:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:21pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:03pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:07pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 12:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:11pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 5:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:27am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:03pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:09pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:03am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:31pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 5:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:29am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 3:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:12am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:04pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:38am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 7:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:36am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:56pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May @ 3:48am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May @ 7:09am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 6:03pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:38am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:38am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 6:41am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:06pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:12pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:38pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May @ 3:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 May @ 3:26am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 3:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:14pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:18am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:36am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:06pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 7:09pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 4:50am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:33am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:09am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:39am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:30pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:50pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:50pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:47am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:23am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 10:22am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:15am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 8:31pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 6:25am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:36am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:36am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 4:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 4:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:57pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 May @ 3:46am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May @ 7:09am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 6:37pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 4:22am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:54am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 8:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:08pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 6:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:36am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 8:01pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 7:06pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:33am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:05am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 4:38am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 5:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 7:57pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 28 Apr @ 6:33am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 4:45pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:17am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 May @ 7:09am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked