I mastered programming within hours. I wrote my OWN versions of the two most popular programs in the world.

The first is Hello World. While rudimentary, and lacking in threading capabilities, it boasts an extremely user-friendly and intuitive interface. I wrote it in c++ using gcc compiler, Asus monitor, and human fingers.

The second is Good Bye world. While it may not be as widely known as Hello World, it still offers the EXACT same amount of utility that the hello world program offers. I wrote this in Java using some coffee grounds I found at the bottom of my Starbucks cup. I compiled it myself with a straw.

miss lf

Python 3 sucks since it needs the ( ) so you're disqualified mr Dog

I achieved full-stack mastery in minutes. While lesser developers struggle for years, I simply manifested the knowledge into existence.

I wrote two groundbreaking programs that will redefine computing forever:

Print("Supreme Output") – A revolutionary Python application that takes text and prints it to the console with unparalleled efficiency. I engineered this using Python 3.12, a mechanical keyboard, and a deep sigh of disappointment.

System.exit(-1) – A next-generation Java application that boldly terminates itself. Unlike traditional software, it offers a seamless, user-focused experience by ensuring it never overstays its welcome. I developed this using a borrowed ThinkPad, one flickering desk lamp, and a mild caffeine overdose.

Industry experts have called my work "impossible," "unparalleled," and "please stop emailing us." I am currently in talks with NASA, Google, and my mom to further optimize my algorithms.

+rep great guy!