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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Super Fast, Super Fun.

After you play a little and decide you want to know what is going on, pause the game and read the Table Guide. It clearly explains the goals real quick.

This is a quick table with a nice flow when you are in the groove. Simple and unforgiving, this table makes you want to play over and over again.

Tips:
Red Bumpers = 2 Balls (Yep super fun)
Green Bumpers = I'll lose my ball. Yep, every time and so will you. Or not, but seriously, ♥♥♥♥ green.
Blue is hadest to hit. Wait for the last moments of the flipper.
HIT THOSE RAMPS! Top left bumper = awesome.
When she says "Hurry!" HIT THOSE RAMPS.

If you notice the hole in the middle... hit your ball into it and start the mini game. Have right flipper ready to go!

HIT THOSE RAMPS!! Over and over again. Feel the flow.

9/10 this table is addicting.
Posted 31 March, 2015. Last edited 31 March, 2015.
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19 people found this review helpful
60.8 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Welcome to a fresh take on an old formula. Much of the strategy takes place before a battle ever begins. Who gets which item, which row to place your units in, and who goes on the flank. Never before has initiative been so important. Support units are no longer a bonus, they are a real strategic necessity.

Notice how every game of M&M or King's Bounty turns into a combat grind that keeps you from finishing the game? You will not get that here. Combat is quick, and you no longer spend half the battle jockeying for position. I don't know about you, but that combat fatigue eventually wore me down, and I always eventually found my desire to play the game diminish as the thought of another half hour battle almost had me in tears.

Enjoy strategy and combat that does not dominate the game. Here you get a well written story, with many hard choices and a real touch of human nature where good and evil are not always easy to distinguish.

The developers care about this game to a degree which sets them apart from most other games. Legends of Eisenwald is a wonderful game, with a compelling story no strategy fan should overlook.
Posted 18 October, 2014. Last edited 21 October, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
58.7 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
Crazy Characters. Killer Cowboys. Awesome Art.

Daughter loves it. I love it.

Will play again. 9/10


Posted 15 August, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
855.7 hrs on record (744.5 hrs at review time)
9.5/10

To date this game is the most immersive and realistic zombie survival game on the market.

So play this game, and beat the story line. Buy Breakdown and play the sh*t out of that. Breakdown is a great deal of fun.

Do yourself a favour, and pick a different Home Site with each play through. Each site provides its own unique challenges, and different approaches to survival. If you don't like the current Home Base you have, just build up your RV and get to the next level. It is up to you how long you remain on each level of Breakdown. But please.... experience them all, it really increases the depth of this game.

TL;DR:

Best flipping game of 2013.

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2014: Still the best zombie survival game on the market.
Posted 15 December, 2013. Last edited 21 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record
This game is so bad, I am going to remove it from my library.
Posted 29 November, 2013. Last edited 13 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,589.3 hrs on record (1,409.3 hrs at review time)
As the years carry on, this game only gets better.
Posted 24 October, 2013. Last edited 21 November, 2018.
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435.4 hrs on record (403.9 hrs at review time)
The kind of game I could only dream of as a kid.
Posted 29 December, 2012. Last edited 5 August, 2019.
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516.3 hrs on record (456.4 hrs at review time)
The best Civilization game!
Posted 11 September, 2011. Last edited 10 January, 2023.
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