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I am writing this review while eating a day late meal from arby's. The meal consists of one count of a double pound reuben roast beef with mayo, cucumbers, steak sauce, lettuce, drooling in moist and a grotesque amount of pepperjack cheese. The rest of the meal consists the usual sides aswell, curly fries and a medium dracula cola to boot.

Taking an indelible bite of the moist double pound reuben roast beef proved to be quite the challenge as the sandwich was quite large for my hands, let alone my mouth. The density of the meat allowed it to be deeply packed and compressed within the confines of the sandwich, which left me no choice but to eat it handless, using only my mouth for leverage and the table for support. As I am writing this review, the chemical reaction in my mouth is simply too fascinating that it must be documented. As the moist meat penetrates my mouth, it is met with a fierce reaction by my teeth, the scattering of moist meats. Its carcass is leftover to breed with my saliva, left marinating to own devices. After a while, i became flustered by the thrashing, oh!!! the endless and unrelenting thrashing of the moist meat against my tongue hiding within its crevices. I eventually gave the moist meat leeway to bypass my tongue and let it slither down into my throat arena. Against all odds, the densely compressed moist meat is blocked by the constriction of my throat. At once, i take a swig of dracula cola to even the odds. The hot liquid stabbed my throat restlessly with the anger of a thousand ancestors until it. at once, gave up... An omen... A night of cruel colors... Life...

in essence, this game is trash,
story = bad,
the game play = non-existent,
graphics = they were ok for 2005 back when the game was released but now? LOL!
soundtrack = there are no sounds in the game
i didn't even play the first one thats how much this piece of ♥♥♥♥ sucked lmao

let me tell you... when i had heard that this game was developed by
goichi suda, known to westerners as suda 51. I had originialy conceived
this game as similar to others like, no more heros, lolipop chainsaw and
shadows of the dammed.

Now imagine my shock when I open the game
to be hit with just nothing but text. No action, just text. I'm sorry, "but aren't
video games supposed to be about gameplay", you may ask? You would be absolutely
correct. Now dont get me wrong, I like a little bit of story in my video
games but this is just too much. ON TOP OF THAT, the story is confusing as hell
causing me to resort to wikipedia and other online sources to figure the story. No story should
require me to look up how caesar ciphers work on wikipedia so that I can manually decrypt codes
in order to progress the story, which is an even bigger puzzle than a 100,000 piece puzzle board.
This is just the first level btw....
THIS IS NOT A VIDEO GAME!!! THIS IS A VIDEO GAME BOOK!!! I WANT TO PLAY A GAME?!?!

Overall, story = bad and confusing, gameplay = no existant, soundtrack = ok?, graphics = LOL
Grasshopper, you've disappointed lmao...

Don't even accroach such game. Go play Dark Souls II instead.

I think they misspelled cretin

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