Recente recensies door The Business Sloth

"~about the size of Limgrave" is just a "slight" understatement. This DLC is massive, with loads of new weapons/spells/etc. to use and a ton of content to explore, and it is important to explore. If you try to bum-rush your way through the bosses without exploring you are going to get your spine forcefully rearranged. As for the legitimate negatives that I've come across two come to mind. 1. A couple of the bosses seem to have some janky hit box mechanics. 2. Frame rate drops/Stuttering: A couple of the areas in the DLC would cause occasional stuttering. The issue would go away after a bit but it was still annoying in the moment. Finally, one of the bosses would also attack my frame rate along with my character. That being said the pros far outweight the few cons.

You ever wanted to make something that can act as sunscreen, but can also protect someone from dragon fire? Well then, this is your game.

You know, its alright I guess.

This is like a crazy love child of Minecraft, Conan Exiles, and Sea of Thieves (or some sort of sailing game), all with a viking aesthetic. If any of that sounds interesting to you, you'll probably like this game. There is already a ton of content and it only came out a month ago. In its current state I give it a 4 out of 5 and an iron axe.

I mean you just have to read the description to know this a damn good game.

At least 5 dogs.
You can date a skeleton.
Hmmm... now there are 6 dogs...?
Maybe you won't want to date the skeleton.
I thought I found a 7th dog, but it was actually just the 3rd dog.
If you play this game, can you count the dogs for me...? I'm not good at it.

How can you not want to play a game where you can date a skeleton and interact with an unknown quantity of dogs?

“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”

Even though this game is in early access it is still playable. You have immense freedom in how you design you're character and how you play the game. The story could use a bit of work but there is still an enjoyable if a bit incomplete main quest. When I say "a bit incomplete" I mean small things, such as the game telling you to stop the plot against you but not really telling you how. My confusion could very well be due to my lack of observation and not the games fault. Even though there are bugs and incompletions the dev team is putting out near daily fixes and updates. Overall its fun game with plenty to do and plenty of mods to add to you're enjoyment.

Note: This review is coming from an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Do you want to win? Well, then play the safe, boring way with droning, stealth peaking, running the good stat guns with acogs and what not. Do you want to have fun. Then for offence grab any operator with a shotgun such as Sledge, or Hibana, etc and go balls to the wall. For extra power and fun, rush in once you get a Finka meth boost.

"...did it have the best graphics? Not really. Did it have the best shooting mechanics? Definitely no! Did it have the best driving? Hell no, crazy taxi blew this ♥♥♥♥ out of the water! So why was grand theft auto such a big deal? Structure. In crazy taxi if this guy wants to go to pizza hut you have to drive him to pizza hut. In grand theft auto if this guy wants to go to pizza hut he can't now because you just ran him over."
Carlton "Dunkey" Banks on Grand Theft Auto 3
GTA5 is that with 15 minute loading times and a flying bike with missiles.

git gud