BE WARNED, YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ A POPTART'S WORDS OF WISDOM, EVEN THOUGH "WORDS OF STUPIDITY" WOULD WORK BETTER, THERE'S ALSO SOME INSIDE JOKES.

I FINALLY GOT A NEW LAPTOP FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT'S AWESOME, I CAN NOW PLAY MUTIPLAYER AND ♥♥♥♥ LIEK DAT; NOT THAT I'D WANT TO THOUGH

EFF TOASTER STUDELS, POPTARTS DEFEAT ALL!

THERE'S 6 STEPS TO THE ANSWER TO LIFE: DERP, HERP, PORK PIES, MOAR DERP, AND 42. WHAT'S THE 6TH STEP? THERE IS NO 6TH STEP, ONLY BAGELS. SO MANY BAGELS.

I'M USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE CAPS ARE FOR COOL PEOPLE...I SHOULD STOP USING THEM THEN...OH WELL!

DOLPHINS ARE THE SUPERIOUR SPECIES, BUT BRONIES WILL STILL RULE OVER ALL OF US.

SANITY IS BORING. HAVING NO LIFE IS FUN...SANITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT...I THINK.

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THINGS I LIKE: PONIES, TF2, DERPIN', POPTARTS, FEDORAS AND SUITS, AND PONIES WITH POPTARTS DERPIN' IN TF2 WHILE WEARING FEDORAS AND SUITS...♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT'D BE AWESOME TO SEE.

AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHT!!!

AAAAAALLLLWAAAYS, I WANT TO BE WITH YOOOU, AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOOOOU, AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OOOOOOOH, LOOOOVE!

GRAVITY IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

ACCORDING TO MR. FAHRENHEIT, I AM A GAY HOMOPHOBE...WITH A GIRLFRIEND.

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HAVE FUN DECODING THAT.

I HAVE TEH DERPRESSIONS, SO LEAVE MEH ALONE WHEN I SAY...DAMMIT, WHY DOES NO ONE DO THAT?!

HERE, HAVE AN EAGLE...OR SOME EMOTICONS:
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