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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record
Posted: 1 Aug, 2016 @ 2:56pm
Updated: 1 Aug, 2016 @ 2:57pm

Garbage game. There is no consistency in art, confusing and incoherent story, NO ELVES, horrible lighting, useless flashlight, non-existent ai, narrow fov that resets on each level, pointless guns, no feedback for hitting enemies or being hit by them, level design that makes you fall asleep, and the most difficult part of the game is walking on a narrow plank over the water.

At least it's only 45 minutes long!
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5 Comments
BossGalaga 22 Aug, 2016 @ 8:03am 
These are literally the included template/test levels from Game Guru formerly known as FPS Creator Reloaded.
The Baddest Rat 4 Aug, 2016 @ 10:44pm 
This game is not a joke, it is just pure garbage. You can't even play this game ironically, it just sucks. Shower with your Dad or Shake Your Money Simulator are joke games. This is just shit.
Karl Pilkington 3 Aug, 2016 @ 11:48pm 
Then what is the joke?
Aliru❤ 2 Aug, 2016 @ 6:31am 
I think this game is meant to be a joke.
Dwarfurious 2 Aug, 2016 @ 1:06am 
It has no elves?... Thats a good thing though