Would that be hand-tossed, thin, or Brooklyn? And do you want the 16 or 32 piece bite? And is that for carry-out or delivery? And is 420 Anall St. the correct address? Alrighty the total is $69.42, is that gonna be with cash or card? Well, ma'am, you have to ask for the specials to get that price, I can't just hand it out. I understand ma'am, I'm just following the rules. No ma'am. Can we break $100? No ma'am, our drivers only have $20 in change. Now you want to cancel the order? Alright ma'am have a good day. Oh sorry, I didn't know you weren't finished. You need to speak with a manager? You are speaking with one. Someone higher than me? No ma'am, she doesn't come in tomorrow until 4:30. I'm sure she'll look forward to the call. Alright goodnight ma'am.

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.