8 people found this review helpful
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 192.9 hrs on record (147.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 23 Sep, 2022 @ 10:44am
Updated: 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Elden Ring! O, Elden Ring...

This game has restored my faith in the video game industry. Polished, complete, original and ambitious. Superior to anything that has been released in recent years.

I have played so many games in my 22 years of life that I thought nothing could fix my endorphin overdose, but this game... This game held me hostage in my chair like games only did when I was a little kid, every inch you walk is a jaw-dropping surprise, a challenge to overcome. "How tf am I going to beat this?" is what you will think about most while playing.

In the end, Elden Ring is just like life: however simple thou are as a Tarnished, scream like the barbarian Hoarah Loux, fight like Malenia, endure like Radahn (and love like he loved his horse Leonard), think like Miquella, give it all like Rykard, graft your way to power like Godrick, seize the throne like Morgott, try the impossible like Mohg and die like Godwyn. Never give up!

I can already imagine The Game Awards... "And the game of the year is... ELDEN RING!"

Orchestra: PAN PAAAAAAANNN!!!! *menu theme*

I look forward to it.

Thank you, Elden Ring.

Edit: Looks like I was right. Exactly as I imagined.
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3 Comments
Berto Baggerhelm 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:04am 
Why did this gave me goosebumps
BRITTO 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am 
@Pagode Lee get out of here, meu
Jeanzin 24 Sep, 2022 @ 10:01am 
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